15. You’d always win in an argument.
“I didn’t ask you what your name was, I asked you if this dress makes me look bad. Are you avoiding the question?”
“I am Groot does not explain what you were doing for the last three hours when you were supposed to be cleaning.”
16. He’d always be able to reach the top shelf.
- The Colombia government and FARC rebels have signed a historic peace deal, ending 52 years of armed conflict.
- And no, people aren't drilling headphone jacks into their new iPhone 7's 📱❌