15. You’d always win in an argument.
“I didn’t ask you what your name was, I asked you if this dress makes me look bad. Are you avoiding the question?”
“I am Groot does not explain what you were doing for the last three hours when you were supposed to be cleaning.”
16. He’d always be able to reach the top shelf.
- Women are arguing about whether people who are anti-abortion rights should participate in the upcoming Women's March.
- People are melting after a girl shared photos of her pitbull on Twitter in order to speak out against laws banning the animal 🐶😭