Tell her a funny joke, like “I’m voting for Mitt Romney”. Laughter is the key to a woman’s heart.
If the girl you love is in a relationship, create a SuperPac to run negative ads against her boyfriend. Like this one: Fake ad against “Kevin”
Tell her you’re forming an exploratory sub-committee on why she’s so beautiful.
If really want to impress a girl, tell her you know me…don’t worry, I’ll vouch for ya.
Invite her over to your house, light some candles, and turn on MSNBC’s ‘PoliticsNation’
Other lines include “Take her to a picnic at City Hall, but not so close that you end up married.”
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- This dad had the most adorable freak out to his family when he met his first alpaca 😂