Tell her a funny joke, like “I’m voting for Mitt Romney”. Laughter is the key to a woman’s heart.
If the girl you love is in a relationship, create a SuperPac to run negative ads against her boyfriend. Like this one: Fake ad against “Kevin”
Tell her you’re forming an exploratory sub-committee on why she’s so beautiful.
If really want to impress a girl, tell her you know me…don’t worry, I’ll vouch for ya.
Invite her over to your house, light some candles, and turn on MSNBC’s ‘PoliticsNation’
Other lines include “Take her to a picnic at City Hall, but not so close that you end up married.”
- Donald Trump's pick for commerce secretary, Wilbur Ross, admitted at his confirmation hearing he once employed an undocumented immigrant as a household worker.
- It's official: Scientists announced today that 2016 was the hottest year on record and that greenhouse gasses are to blame ♨️️🌍
- President Obama commuted Chelsea Manning's 35-year sentence for giving classified documents to WikiLeaks. She'll be freed in May.
- A Toronto man is on a mission to bathe at a different stranger's house every day this month. And so far, so good 🛀