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    29 Times "Earth Girls Are Easy" Took Your Sexuality Out Of This World

    What is "easy"?

    1. When this trio somehow made your pants toasty.

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    If loving you is wrong, I don't want to be right.

    2. When this glitchy neon sign subtly got us in the mood early on.

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    3. When Ted blew up his biceps.

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    So that's how you get those!

    4. When Val got stuck with the scrappiest towel in the salon.

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    5. And then tried out the dom look during her makeover montage...

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    6. ...before settling on this ensemble to surprise Ted.

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    7. When a porcelain hand made you hot for statues.

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    Come hither indeed!

    8. When Valerie's bikini left absolutely nothing to the imagination.

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    Nice job, wardrobe!

    9. When Wiploc showed us that space boys are flexible.

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    Brace yourself.

    10. When the fish out of water motif reached phallic proportions.

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    Chug! Chug! Chug!

    11. When each alien's hairless form was revealed.

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    Thank you, Nair. Thank you.

    12. And decked out in the sexiest '80s attire.

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    13. When Wiploc discovered hairless legs...

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    14. ...then showed us what he's working with.

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    15. When Zeebo laid it all out on the dance floor.

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    Why be with a hero, when you can dance with a zero?

    16. When Mac's touch did this.

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    Now for some broader strokes.

    17. Which lead to this embrace...

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    18. ...and this fucking lip bite.

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    Hhhnnnnnngggggghhh

    19. When the sex was so good that it rained gems.

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    Why can't this happen to me?

    20. When we saw how happy Earth girls made Wiploc.

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    #blessed

    21. When the gas station attendant showed off his interior design skills.

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    22. When Angelyne's gams stopped traffic.

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    23. And she dipped into the petty cash.

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    24. When peak masculinity was reached.

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    25. When they played doctor with a nurse.

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    26. When this was offered.

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    Hell yes we do!

    27. When Val revealed some tasteful side-butt.

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    28. Basically any damn time Mac worked his magic.

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    Two finger salute!

    29. And when you realized you simply would never get over Before-You-Were-Born-Blum.

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    Ever.