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Proof "The Chamber of Secrets" Was Totally About Vaginas

Do you mind if we Slytherin?

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1. When Aunt Petunia unexpectedly got her period.

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2. When it perfectly depicted how a pap smear feels.

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3. When allowing males to navigate ended in disaster.

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4. When mandrakes were basically the tampons of the wizarding world.

5. When Lockhart left his merkin in plain sight.

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6. When Gryffindor's house ghost was just like your sex life: dead and nearly headless.

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7. When Hermione explained how you choose your sexual partners.

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8. When a little bit of blood caused a major over-reaction.

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9. When the entrance to the chamber looked like a Slytherin's cervix.

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10. When the chamber saw the D.

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11. When Harry had to find his way around a dark, wet, and musky cavern.

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12. When the basilisk slithered in all slippery-like.

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13. When a "bird" put a "snake" in its place.

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14. When Harry had to show Tom how to work it.

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15. ...Before hitting the sweet-spot, just like so.

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16. And when just being in its presence made grown men lose their minds.

Obliviate!
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Obliviate!

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