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11 Perfumes All ‘90s Kids Would Die For

They smell like Teen Spirit.

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1. Lisa Frank

Because no one should go through life not knowing what a neon pink kitten smells like. Notes: Cotton candy, fresh fruit, new folder, and rainbows.
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Because no one should go through life not knowing what a neon pink kitten smells like.

Notes: Cotton candy, fresh fruit, new folder, and rainbows.

2. Pretty Pretty Princess Jewelry

Don't worry, the black ring is not included. Notes: Candy, luxury, and choking hazards.
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Don't worry, the black ring is not included.

Notes: Candy, luxury, and choking hazards.

3. Gak

All of the fun, without fuzz and junk getting mixed up in it. Notes: Plastic, ectoplasm, and ruined upholstery.
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All of the fun, without fuzz and junk getting mixed up in it.

Notes: Plastic, ectoplasm, and ruined upholstery.

4. Squeezits

Rule the Mondo with a plastic fist.Notes: Cherry, raspberry, and red.
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Rule the Mondo with a plastic fist.

Notes: Cherry, raspberry, and red.

5. Dippin' Dots

Refrigeration not required.Notes: Vanilla, strawberry, freezer burn.
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Refrigeration not required.

Notes: Vanilla, strawberry, freezer burn.

6. Capri Sun

Do no attempt to stab bottle with straw.Notes: Orange, lions, and safari fruits — whatever the hell those are.
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Do no attempt to stab bottle with straw.

Notes: Orange, lions, and safari fruits — whatever the hell those are.

7. Michael's Secret Stuff

This mysterious spritz will make you feel invincible. Notes: Pixie Stix, Powerade, and Michael Jordan.
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This mysterious spritz will make you feel invincible.

Notes: Pixie Stix, Powerade, and Michael Jordan.

8. Push-Ups

Make your nose go Bam Bam.Notes: Sherbet, cream, Dino.
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Make your nose go Bam Bam.

Notes: Sherbet, cream, Dino.

9. Berry Berry Kix

Because you're still trying to convince your parents that this is a healthy cereal.Notes: Wheat, cherry, and styrofoam.
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Because you're still trying to convince your parents that this is a healthy cereal.

Notes: Wheat, cherry, and styrofoam.

10. Dr. Pepper Lip Smacker

No, not the soda. The wax. Notes: Cola, cocoa, and washing machine.
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No, not the soda. The wax.

Notes: Cola, cocoa, and washing machine.

11. Dunkaroos

A surefire way to be the most sought after kid in the caf. Notes: Frosting, sprinkles, and insulin.
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A surefire way to be the most sought after kid in the caf.

Notes: Frosting, sprinkles, and insulin.

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