1. He has his own studio.
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Look at all that disheveled sex.
2. He writes his own music and lyrics.
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Just like Meek Mill!
3. He exercises daily...
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...but nothing too intimidating.
4. He loves dogs.
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5. He smokes a super-sexy pipe.
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6. He trusts his dog's matchmaking skills.
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"Oh, FFS, Pongo! You know it's not leg day!"
7. He proves chivalry is not dead.
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8. He has no fear of commitment.
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As long as it takes place in a bomb-ass venue.
9. He gives zero fucks about annoying his neighbors.
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I'm sorry! Was my bb's genius too loud for you?
10. He has a sexy Grecian nose...
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11. ...hair of a god...
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12. ...impeccable style...
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Seriously... Did he give up writing to open Topshop?
13. ...and swagger for days.
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14. He is unabashedly goofy.
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15. And he brought a stillborn puppy back to life!
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A PUPPY. Back to life. From THE DEAD!
We see you, Roger. We see you.
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