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17 Gifts For People Who Have A 5th Grade Sense Of Humor

Perfect for unbirthdays.

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1. A good old fashioned tea bag.

Better in the mug than on it, I always say. $10.99 here.
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Better in the mug than on it, I always say. $10.99 here.

2. This trunk for their junk.

A surefire way to stave off poachers. $39.99 here.
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A surefire way to stave off poachers. $39.99 here.

3. A flying "F*ck."

This remote controlled mini-helicopter is usually better to receive, because in this day and age, who can really give one? $19.99 here.
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This remote controlled mini-helicopter is usually better to receive, because in this day and age, who can really give one? $19.99 here.

4. This number two pencil.

This shit sells itself! $3.95 here.
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This shit sells itself! $3.95 here.

5. This unicorn finger puppet.

The middle finger is much more palatable when topped with a unicorn. $8 here.
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The middle finger is much more palatable when topped with a unicorn. $8 here.

6. This terrifying cookie cup.

For the friend who can't look at this without making sound effects. $18 here.
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For the friend who can't look at this without making sound effects. $18 here.

7. This hairy beaver.

Grow you own and don't forget to trim. $6.99 here.
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Grow you own and don't forget to trim. $6.99 here.

8. This subtle mug.

Perfect for when they have guests over. $25.45 here.
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Perfect for when they have guests over. $25.45 here.

9. These bathroom-ready matches.

Honesty is the best policy. $6.50 here.
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Honesty is the best policy. $6.50 here.

10. This beautiful agate night light.

Which is absolutely not marketed as the vaginal beacon it is. $18 here.
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Which is absolutely not marketed as the vaginal beacon it is. $18 here.

11. These sugar and cream bowls.

When caffeine is not enough. $56.14 here.
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When caffeine is not enough. $56.14 here.

12. This lovely embroidery.

Because bitches get cross stitches. $14 here.
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Because bitches get cross stitches. $14 here.

13. These crocheted baby caps.

They're the tits. Starting at $10 here.
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They're the tits. Starting at $10 here.

14. This work of art.

Those who can't, color. $18 here.
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Those who can't, color. $18 here.

15. This soft ass pillow.

For your beloved butterface. $20 here.
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For your beloved butterface. $20 here.

16. These boobie stickers.

It's the closest they may ever get to touching them. $5 here.
lookhuman.com

It's the closest they may ever get to touching them. $5 here.

17. A bunch of cock suckers.

Tell them to suck it. $9.99 here.
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Tell them to suck it. $9.99 here.

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