Buzz·Posted on Aug 26, 201517 Gifts For People Who Have A 5th Grade Sense Of HumorPerfect for unbirthdays.by Rosa PasquarellaBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1. A good old fashioned tea bag. testicleteabag.com Better in the mug than on it, I always say. $10.99 here. 2. This trunk for their junk. etsy.com A surefire way to stave off poachers. $39.99 here. 3. A flying "F*ck." thinkgeek.com This remote controlled mini-helicopter is usually better to receive, because in this day and age, who can really give one? $19.99 here. 4. This number two pencil. stupid.com This shit sells itself! $3.95 here. 5. This unicorn finger puppet. urbanoutfitters.com!/ The middle finger is much more palatable when topped with a unicorn. $8 here. 6. This terrifying cookie cup. uncommongoods.com For the friend who can't look at this without making sound effects. $18 here. 7. This hairy beaver. perpetualkid.com Grow you own and don't forget to trim. $6.99 here. 8. This subtle mug. etsy.com Perfect for when they have guests over. $25.45 here. 9. These bathroom-ready matches. etsy.com Honesty is the best policy. $6.50 here. 10. This beautiful agate night light. urbanoutfitters.com Which is absolutely not marketed as the vaginal beacon it is. $18 here. 11. These sugar and cream bowls. etsy.com When caffeine is not enough. $56.14 here. 12. This lovely embroidery. etsy.com Because bitches get cross stitches. $14 here. 13. These crocheted baby caps. etsy.com They're the tits. Starting at $10 here. 14. This work of art. etsy.com Those who can't, color. $18 here. 15. This soft ass pillow. lookhuman.com For your beloved butterface. $20 here. 16. These boobie stickers. lookhuman.com It's the closest they may ever get to touching them. $5 here. 17. A bunch of cock suckers. shipyourenemiesglitter.com Tell them to suck it. $9.99 here.