Sex Appeal: Your Superficial Guide to the 2013 Australian election

If you like to judge a book by its cover, this is the election guide for you.

Candidates with sex appeal

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Candidates in blue ties

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Yeah, yeah and like a gazillion others...

Candidates who have appeared on Days of Our Lives

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Candidates saying 'Heeeey, how's it goin'?'

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Candidates with cool hats

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DUDE! WHERE'S YOUR HAT?!

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That's better. (Nice shades too)

Candidates who have played extras in Underbelly

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(He also goes in the cool hats section)

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Candidates who thought a recycled happy snap would do

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Candidates who didn't want their photo taken

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Grumpy Cat sez: "Antony, where is my candidate profile?"

Candidates who look a bit like John Waters

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Candidates with gravity-defying hair

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Candidates who are about to cry

Okay, there's only one of these...

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