14. I have never read Harry Potter
13. Instagram is really dumb
12. Beyonce is just okay
11. I really don't mind not living in NY
10. I can afford nicer wine... in a bottle
9. I would rather just watch the live stream of concerts than go to them
8. Kale tastes like feet
7. I say I haven't been going to yoga, but I have
6. Brunch is just breakfast
5. I hate when you quote Mean Girls all the time. It isn't funny anymore.
4. I get black coffee at Starbucks
3. I don't have a Netflix account
2. I am in a healthy and mature relationship
1. I know what I am going to do after college and I am qualified for the job
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