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34 Times Chelsea Peretti Roasted UberFacts On Twitter

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1. Every now and then, Chelsea likes to reply to ridiculous UberFacts tweets and it's 100% the most hilarious thing ever.

“@UberFacts: The feeling of love can literally, make you high and cause a state of euphoria!" SO CAN THE FEELING OF EATIN NACHOS

Chelsea Peretti@ChelseaVPeretti

“@UberFacts: The feeling of love can literally, make you high and cause a state of euphoria!" SO CAN THE FEELING OF EATIN NACHOS

7:02 AM - 03 Oct 12ReplyRetweetFavorite

2. But really.

“@UberFacts: Pizza will likely arrive at your house faster than the police will.” NOT IN FERGUSON

Chelsea Peretti@ChelseaVPeretti

“@UberFacts: Pizza will likely arrive at your house faster than the police will.” NOT IN FERGUSON

9:34 PM - 13 Aug 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

3. For some reason, UberFacts loves to Tweet about pregnancy. Chelsea tells them what's up.

“@UberFacts: Egyptian women would insert stones into their vagina to prevent pregnancy.” SO DO I

Chelsea Peretti@ChelseaVPeretti

“@UberFacts: Egyptian women would insert stones into their vagina to prevent pregnancy.” SO DO I

5:25 AM - 22 Oct 12ReplyRetweetFavorite

4. #RelatablePregnancyFacts

“@UberFacts: Female Stingrays have the ability to store sperm for long periods of time to become pregnant whenever they want.” SAME

Chelsea Peretti@ChelseaVPeretti

“@UberFacts: Female Stingrays have the ability to store sperm for long periods of time to become pregnant whenever they want.” SAME

12:19 AM - 01 Aug 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

5. She will call out UberFacts when they aren't making sense.

6. She will call out the men of her past!

“@UberFacts: Intelligent men tend to be more sexually faithful.” OH FUCK THAT'S WHERE I HAD WENT WRONG

Chelsea Peretti@ChelseaVPeretti

“@UberFacts: Intelligent men tend to be more sexually faithful.” OH FUCK THAT'S WHERE I HAD WENT WRONG

12:48 AM - 24 Jan 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

7. She will call out Japanese porn!

“@UberFacts: Japan has an average of just 2 gun-related homicides per year.” BUT THEIR PORN IS BLURRY AND WEIRD

Chelsea Peretti@ChelseaVPeretti

“@UberFacts: Japan has an average of just 2 gun-related homicides per year.” BUT THEIR PORN IS BLURRY AND WEIRD

7:23 PM - 24 Sep 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

8. And when UberFacts makes biased generalizations...

“@UberFacts: Sarcastic people tend to be more creative.” Cool totally objective info bro bro!

Chelsea Peretti@ChelseaVPeretti

“@UberFacts: Sarcastic people tend to be more creative.” Cool totally objective info bro bro!

7:18 PM - 21 Mar 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

9. She's a dreamer, just like us!

“@UberFacts: 95% of our oceans remain unexplored.” LOVE IT MAKES ME FEEL AMBITIOUS LIKE I CUD B THE 1 TO DO IT!!

Chelsea Peretti@ChelseaVPeretti

“@UberFacts: 95% of our oceans remain unexplored.” LOVE IT MAKES ME FEEL AMBITIOUS LIKE I CUD B THE 1 TO DO IT!!

10:21 PM - 02 Nov 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

10. Except she's on that next level type dreaming.

“@UberFacts: People with higher IQs dream more.” I'm dreaming RIGHT NOW

Chelsea Peretti@ChelseaVPeretti

“@UberFacts: People with higher IQs dream more.” I'm dreaming RIGHT NOW

1:20 PM - 30 May 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

11.

@UberFacts Incorrect they cause #fomo and depression

Chelsea Peretti@ChelseaVPeretti

@UberFacts Incorrect they cause #fomo and depression

4:58 PM - 23 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

12.

“@UberFacts: Ppl who eat chocolate 3 times a month live almost a year longer than those who eat less.” IM GONNA LIVE 4EVER -FAT BITCHES

Chelsea Peretti@ChelseaVPeretti

“@UberFacts: Ppl who eat chocolate 3 times a month live almost a year longer than those who eat less.” IM GONNA LIVE 4EVER -FAT BITCHES

3:54 PM - 25 Aug 12ReplyRetweetFavorite

13. UberFacts, pls.

14. The real question here.

15. Yet another real question (what are the sources for these "facts," anyway?).

16. UberFacts: literally igniting bad ideas for psychos across the world.

17. Bruhhhh.

“@UberFacts: Your pupils expand up to 45% when looking at something pleasing.” HERE'S ME READING THIS TWEET

Chelsea Peretti@ChelseaVPeretti

“@UberFacts: Your pupils expand up to 45% when looking at something pleasing.” HERE'S ME READING THIS TWEET

12:02 PM - 28 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

18.

“@UberFacts: Baboons have been known to kidnap puppies and raise them as pets.” YEAH RIGHT

Chelsea Peretti@ChelseaVPeretti

“@UberFacts: Baboons have been known to kidnap puppies and raise them as pets.” YEAH RIGHT

10:54 PM - 02 Sep 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

19.

20.

“@UberFacts: Under extremely high pressure, peanut butter can be turned into diamonds.” YEAH RITE DUDER

Chelsea Peretti@ChelseaVPeretti

“@UberFacts: Under extremely high pressure, peanut butter can be turned into diamonds.” YEAH RITE DUDER

7:36 PM - 04 Mar 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

21.

“@UberFacts: Dead people can still have orgasms.” YEAH RIGHT MAN

Chelsea Peretti@ChelseaVPeretti

“@UberFacts: Dead people can still have orgasms.” YEAH RIGHT MAN

11:50 AM - 28 Feb 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

22.

23.

“@UberFacts: Trees can send warning signals to other tree about insect attacks.” Hahahahaaaa yeah right

Chelsea Peretti@ChelseaVPeretti

“@UberFacts: Trees can send warning signals to other tree about insect attacks.” Hahahahaaaa yeah right

6:39 PM - 04 Aug 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

24.

25.

“@UberFacts: The almond is not a nut. It's a member of the peach family.” YEAH RITE

Chelsea Peretti@ChelseaVPeretti

“@UberFacts: The almond is not a nut. It's a member of the peach family.” YEAH RITE

1:25 AM - 25 Feb 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

26.

27. "Fruit of the testicle tree"

“@UberFacts: Avocados are known as the "fruit of the testicle tree" and are believed to have aphrodisiac qualities.” NO

Chelsea Peretti@ChelseaVPeretti

“@UberFacts: Avocados are known as the "fruit of the testicle tree" and are believed to have aphrodisiac qualities.” NO

2:08 AM - 28 Feb 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

28. Self Defense 101

“@UberFacts: Prostitutes in Greece wore sandals with imprints that said "Follow me" on the ground to attract clients.” I WANT "STAY BACK"

Chelsea Peretti@ChelseaVPeretti

“@UberFacts: Prostitutes in Greece wore sandals with imprints that said "Follow me" on the ground to attract clients.” I WANT "STAY BACK"

1:49 AM - 28 Dec 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

29. Wait. This is brilliant.

“@UberFacts: In 1726, a woman once convinced doctors that she gave birth to rabbits.” LET ME STAR IN THIS FILM

Chelsea Peretti@ChelseaVPeretti

“@UberFacts: In 1726, a woman once convinced doctors that she gave birth to rabbits.” LET ME STAR IN THIS FILM

4:23 AM - 08 Aug 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

30. More deets & sources always, pls.

31. #Relatable

32. <3

&ldquo;@UberFacts: Being arrogant is a proven way to inspire confidence within yourself.&rdquo; IM AMAZING AT THIS TECHNIQUE!

Chelsea Peretti@ChelseaVPeretti

“@UberFacts: Being arrogant is a proven way to inspire confidence within yourself.” IM AMAZING AT THIS TECHNIQUE!

8:51 PM - 16 Jun 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

33. But really.

34. R.I.P. UberFacts -- Chelsea Peretti stays roasting you.

&ldquo;@UberFacts: One-third of Americans feel that most people can be trusted.&rdquo; What is your source I have a hard time believing n trusting u

Chelsea Peretti@ChelseaVPeretti

“@UberFacts: One-third of Americans feel that most people can be trusted.” What is your source I have a hard time believing n trusting u

10:48 PM - 01 Apr 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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