34 Times Chelsea Peretti Roasted UberFacts On Twitter

Bringing you the most hilarious responses to the most unimportant things you’ll never need to know.

This is UberFacts. It’s a Twitter account that Tweets “the most unimportant things you’ll never need to know.”

Now meet actress/comedian/writer/one of the greats/God herself, Chelsea Peretti.

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1. Every now and then, Chelsea likes to reply to ridiculous UberFacts tweets and it’s 100% the most hilarious thing ever.

She just understands.

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2. But really.

3. For some reason, UberFacts loves to Tweet about pregnancy. Chelsea tells them what’s up.

“@UberFacts: Egyptian women would insert stones into their vagina to prevent pregnancy.” SO DO I

— Chelsea Peretti (@ChelseaVPeretti)

4. #RelatablePregnancyFacts

“@UberFacts: Female Stingrays have the ability to store sperm for long periods of time to become pregnant whenever they want.” SAME

— Chelsea Peretti (@ChelseaVPeretti)

5. She will call out UberFacts when they aren’t making sense.

@UberFacts did u accidentally tweet a draft?

— Chelsea Peretti (@ChelseaVPeretti)

6. She will call out the men of her past!

“@UberFacts: Intelligent men tend to be more sexually faithful.” OH FUCK THAT'S WHERE I HAD WENT WRONG

— Chelsea Peretti (@ChelseaVPeretti)

7. She will call out Japanese porn!

“@UberFacts: Japan has an average of just 2 gun-related homicides per year.” BUT THEIR PORN IS BLURRY AND WEIRD

— Chelsea Peretti (@ChelseaVPeretti)

8. And when UberFacts makes biased generalizations…

“@UberFacts: Sarcastic people tend to be more creative.” Cool totally objective info bro bro!

— Chelsea Peretti (@ChelseaVPeretti)

9. She’s a dreamer, just like us!

“@UberFacts: 95% of our oceans remain unexplored.” LOVE IT MAKES ME FEEL AMBITIOUS LIKE I CUD B THE 1 TO DO IT!!

— Chelsea Peretti (@ChelseaVPeretti)

10. Except she’s on that next level type dreaming.

“@UberFacts: People with higher IQs dream more.” I'm dreaming RIGHT NOW

— Chelsea Peretti (@ChelseaVPeretti)
11.

@UberFacts Incorrect they cause #fomo and depression

— Chelsea Peretti (@ChelseaVPeretti)
12.

“@UberFacts: Ppl who eat chocolate 3 times a month live almost a year longer than those who eat less.” IM GONNA LIVE 4EVER -FAT BITCHES

— Chelsea Peretti (@ChelseaVPeretti)

13. UberFacts, pls.

@UberFacts stop

— Chelsea Peretti (@ChelseaVPeretti)

14. The real question here.

@UberFacts what is your goal

— Chelsea Peretti (@ChelseaVPeretti)

15. Yet another real question (what are the sources for these “facts,” anyway?).

@UberFacts cud we get more deets

— Chelsea Peretti (@ChelseaVPeretti)

16. UberFacts: literally igniting bad ideas for psychos across the world.

@UberFacts cool! Def get the word out

— Chelsea Peretti (@ChelseaVPeretti)

17. Bruhhhh.

“@UberFacts: Your pupils expand up to 45% when looking at something pleasing.” HERE'S ME READING THIS TWEET

— Chelsea Peretti (@ChelseaVPeretti)

KIIIILLLLTTTTTT EMMMMMM.

UberFacts can be unbelievable.

18.

“@UberFacts: Baboons have been known to kidnap puppies and raise them as pets.” YEAH RIGHT

— Chelsea Peretti (@ChelseaVPeretti)
19.

@UberFacts yeah right

— Chelsea Peretti (@ChelseaVPeretti)
20.

“@UberFacts: Under extremely high pressure, peanut butter can be turned into diamonds.” YEAH RITE DUDER

— Chelsea Peretti (@ChelseaVPeretti)
21.

“@UberFacts: Dead people can still have orgasms.” YEAH RIGHT MAN

— Chelsea Peretti (@ChelseaVPeretti)
22.

@UberFacts yeah right

— Chelsea Peretti (@ChelseaVPeretti)
23.

“@UberFacts: Trees can send warning signals to other tree about insect attacks.” Hahahahaaaa yeah right

— Chelsea Peretti (@ChelseaVPeretti)
24.

@UberFacts YEAH RITE

— Chelsea Peretti (@ChelseaVPeretti)
25.

“@UberFacts: The almond is not a nut. It's a member of the peach family.” YEAH RITE

— Chelsea Peretti (@ChelseaVPeretti)
26.

@UberFacts THERE IS NO WAY THAT IS A FACT

— Chelsea Peretti (@ChelseaVPeretti)

27. “Fruit of the testicle tree”

“@UberFacts: Avocados are known as the "fruit of the testicle tree" and are believed to have aphrodisiac qualities.” NO

— Chelsea Peretti (@ChelseaVPeretti)

28. Self Defense 101

“@UberFacts: Prostitutes in Greece wore sandals with imprints that said "Follow me" on the ground to attract clients.” I WANT "STAY BACK"

— Chelsea Peretti (@ChelseaVPeretti)

29. Wait. This is brilliant.

“@UberFacts: In 1726, a woman once convinced doctors that she gave birth to rabbits.” LET ME STAR IN THIS FILM

— Chelsea Peretti (@ChelseaVPeretti)

This should happen thooooo!!

30. More deets & sources always, pls.

@UberFacts cud we get more deets

— Chelsea Peretti (@ChelseaVPeretti)

31. #Relatable

@UberFacts same

— Chelsea Peretti (@ChelseaVPeretti)

32. <3

“@UberFacts: Being arrogant is a proven way to inspire confidence within yourself.” IM AMAZING AT THIS TECHNIQUE!

— Chelsea Peretti (@ChelseaVPeretti)

33. But really.

@UberFacts who cares

— Chelsea Peretti (@ChelseaVPeretti)

34. R.I.P. UberFacts — Chelsea Peretti stays roasting you.

“@UberFacts: One-third of Americans feel that most people can be trusted.” What is your source I have a hard time believing n trusting u

— Chelsea Peretti (@ChelseaVPeretti)

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