The rules say you can’t stand on animals, but these animals don’t play by the rules.
All of my suspicions confirmed.
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“Seriously? There’s like, a whole…whole f***ing couch. F***ing move.”
The good news is 10% of each sale goes to testicular cancer research. The colors available are Blue Balls and Peach Fuzz.
The bad news is it looks like balls are hanging out of your mouth when you are on the phone. But seriously, who actually uses their iphone to make calls these day?