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If I couldn’t sometimes vent about my partner’s shortcomings to a friend, I’d simply pass away from the stress

Lol my next door neighbor was named Sharon growing up. She was in her 60s when I lived there. When I was 3 or 4, I stole a forbidden snack from the pantry. My mom confronted me about it, and the first thing I thought to blurt out was “Sharon did it!” My mom says “Why would Sharon… Read More

I’m not sure whether to laugh or cry at these. Guess I’ll just do both

This is true. That having been said, if you’re friendly enough with your health inspector or with restaurants that the same inspector visits, you’ll get a heads up before they come. Even on the few times I’ve worked in a kitchen that got dinged for a couple things, they’ve usually… Read More

Many of these are Argentinian or Ecuadorian or from another central/South American country. Not all Latinx food is Mexican

I’m from MN, land of 10,000 lakes. I feel like a lot of men have a fishing picture because it’s the only time anyone ever bothers to take a picture of them or make them feel proud of themselves around here. Women are constantly doing that for each other. Men just don’t. It’s like…toddlerhood,… Read More

I’m not talking about the way he dresses or wears makeup, I’m talking about the sheer physiognomy. Sometimes you can just tell how a person is by their vibes. It’s like that old Roald Dahl quote about how when a person is good, it radiates from them and makes them attractive no matter… Read More

Rich people don’t stay rich by accident. They usually do it by being greedy f*cks.

An Awesome Wave is my only no skip album.

How has everyone not always known what a vile being he is just by looking at him? Who even let him get famous? Who even let him be born at all? I just wanna talk