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IF INDIAN STATES WERE HIGH SCHOOL STUDENTS

List of what India's 29 states and 7 union territories would be like if they were high school students.

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1. Andra Pradesh

The hypersexual guy who is always sweating .

2. Arunachal Pradesh

The kid who reaches school before the janitors.

3. Assam

The preppy kid who listens to indie rock and brings black tea to class in a Mason jar.

4. Bihar

The class clown, not because he is funny but because everyone makes fun of him.

5. Chattisgarh

Rumor has it that he carries a gun to school

6. Goa

The cool kid who does all kinds of drugs and throws awesome parties on weekends that everyone wants to get into.

7. Gujrat

The rich spoilt brat who comes to school in a fancy car and will be joining father's business.

8. Haryana

The over friendly loud girl with very questionable fashion choices.

9. Himachal Pradesh

The athlete of the class, has a tremendous lung capacity but no brain capacity.

10. Jammu Kashmir

The pretty but suicidal girl with more issues than New Yorker magazine.

11. Jharkhand

The unpleasant girl who fights for every cause there is, doesn't take criticism very well.

12. Karnataka

The smart nerd, who is also very handsome (but doesn't know it).

13. Kerala

Highly academic girl who could be a CEO but will decide to be a nurse.

14. Madhya Pradesh

Always wants to be the center of attention by correcting everyone's grammar but fails miserably.

15. Maharashtra

The hot cheerleader who seems very approachable but is the biggest bitch once you get to know her.

16. Manipur

Is in an indie/punk/electro/folk/rock band with Assam and Nagaland.

17. Meghalaya

Is suspected of wetting his bed way into his late teens.

18. Mizoram

No one realizes this kid is in the class.

19. Nagaland

Punk kid going through a phase of rebellion especially against his band members.

20. Orissa

The less smart, socially awkward, home-schooled version of West Bengal.

21. Punjab

Loud, self-important kid who tells everyone how rich he is (he isn't) and thinks everyone loves him (no one does).

22. Rajasthan

She is the teen royalty, wears exquisite clothes but is inarticulate as a pebble.

23. Sikkim

Hippie, smokes pot and has recently converted to Buddhism.

24. Tamil Nadu

Elitist who only hangs out with Tamil nadus of other schools.

25. Telangana

New girl, who desperately fakes her way to fit in with the cool crowd.

26. Tripura

The quiet, genius kid who always sits In the back of the class. Thinking about ways of world domination.

27. Uttar Pradesh

Student leader, asshole, pervert, cat calls every girl, makes everyone else's life miserable.

28. Uttaranchal

Uttar Pradesh's sycophant sidekick who dreams of becoming a bigger asshole than him one day.

29. West Bengal

Starts every conversation with, "I am reading this great book..." or "I watched this documentary.."

30. Pondicherry

A foreign-exchange girl, who is being stalked crazy by Tamil Nadu.

31. Andaman & Nicobar Islands

That kid who doesn't really go there but is always hanging at the campus, selling drugs.

32. Chandigarh

Class whore who is two-timing every jock in the school.

33. Lakshwadeep

The mousy kid that never gets invited to any house parties even though he stays only a few blocks away from Goa.

34. Dadra & Nagar Haveli

The kid that always gets teased for having a funny-sounding name.

35. Daman & Diu

Twins who get paid by Gujrat to follow him everywhere because they need the money and Gujrat needs friends.

36. Delhi

Don't be fooled because she may seem like your typical selfish, back-stabbing slut-faced ho-bag, but in reality, she's so much more than that.

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