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The Definitive Ranking Of '90s Men's Hair From Worst To Best

The good, the bad, and the downright terrifying. Disagree with the order? Re-rank this list to let us know what you think. Check out ROGAINE® Brand products to regrow hair and bring your 'do into the 21st century.

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15. The Frosted Tips

For those who felt like Sun-In was not enough.
Aaron Rothman, CC BY http://2.0 / Via Flickr: racbannon

For those who felt like Sun-In was not enough.

14. The Fulton Reed

Cut just above the shoulders, parted straight down the middle.
Gregg O'Connell, CC BY http://2.0 / Via Flickr: greggoconnell

Cut just above the shoulders, parted straight down the middle.

13. The Iceman

The head is curved, this cut was not.
Nonsequiturlass, CC BY-SA http://2.0 / Via Flickr: nonsequiturlass

The head is curved, this cut was not.

12. The Bowl Cut

Also known as the mushroom cut in some parts of the world.
chad magiera, CC BY http://2.0 / Via Flickr: chadmagiera

Also known as the mushroom cut in some parts of the world.

11. The Mullet

Business in the front, party in the back, terrible all around.
Tony Alter, CC BY http://2.0 / Via Flickr: 78428166@N00

Business in the front, party in the back, terrible all around.

10. The Mushroom Cloud

It defied physics.
Mattie B, CC BY-SA http://2.0 / Via Flickr: mattieb

It defied physics.

9. The 40-Year-Old Virgin

We were all cheering for you, friend!
Steve Browne & John Verkleir, CC BY http://2.0 / Via Flickr: proxyindian

We were all cheering for you, friend!

8. The Shag

Grow, baby, grow!
John Verive, CC BY-SA http://2.0 / Via Flickr: octopushat

Grow, baby, grow!

7. The Mini Curls

Like tiny worms climbed out of your dome.
Elvert Barnes, CC BY http://2.0 / Via Flickr: perspective

Like tiny worms climbed out of your dome.

6. The JT

This hair's gotta go bye bye bye.
Marco Gomes, CC BY http://2.0 / Via Flickr: marcogomes

This hair's gotta go bye bye bye.

5. The JTT

You could drive a semi through that part.
Neil Rickards, CC BY http://2.0 / Via Flickr: neilrickards

You could drive a semi through that part.

4. The Grunge Rocker

Straight outta Seattle.
Sami Keinänen, CC BY-SA http://2.0 / Via Flickr: sami73

Straight outta Seattle.

3. The Sports Pony

Had to keep those long locks out of your eyes.
Ryan Snyder, CC BY http://2.0 / Via Flickr: ryansnyder

Had to keep those long locks out of your eyes.

2. The Flattop

Also great for carrying books or other large items.
Simon Lesley, CC BY-ND http://2.0 / Via Flickr: simonlesleyphotography

Also great for carrying books or other large items.

1. The Class President

Sophisticated and suave.
Jacob Wilson, CC BY http://2.0 / Via Flickr: 23484426@N05

Sophisticated and suave.