1. Wear a suit.
2. Only showcase your strengths.
3. Delete your bad tweets.
4. Point out flaws in their competitors.
5. Shave your facial hair.
6. Avoid talking about your social life.
7. Ask a question.
8. Ask for reimbursement for your travel.
9. Wear cologne.
10. Accept the job offer.
11. Take a shower.
Only kidding, you should totally do this one. Just needed an excuse to show a cat in a bath. Hehehe look at him. He's terrified.