11 Impossible Soccer Tricks Every Guy Should Strive To Master

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1. Check out this guy as he slows down time to manipulate space.

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That ball exists to do one thing: obey its master.

2. Or this wild spirit, using water to entice the ball to do his bidding.

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As if this didn't already look cool enough!

3. The other team never even had a chance.

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Not against this god of soccer.

4. Did you see that? DID YOU SEE THAT?!?!

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That guy just pinged a can like it wasn't even a thing.

5. Try not to look too closely, this girl will just give you a headache.

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How can a person move their legs like that?

6. Hopefully you never come across this guy with a ball in a dark alley.

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He will make you look like SUCH a fool.

7. Just look at how he cradles that ball, like a well-oiled machine.

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Where man and ball become one.

8. No lie, had to watch this one a few times to figure out what just happened.

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Still watching...

9. This guy is spinning a ball on a pen on his foot WITH NOTHING BUT HIS MIND.

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This is evidence that aliens are here among us. Run while you can.

10. Sometimes, when a soccer superhuman gets tired, they lie down on their back and continue as usual.

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Nothing can stop them.

11. This guy is a ninja. A straight-up soccer ninja.

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His abilities with the ball are second to none.