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    Natural Harvest - Cook Book Whose Basic Ingredient Is Semen

    No matter what Natural Harvest, a new book of semen-based recipes, tries to tell you, a cock is not a feeding tube. No comment on author Fotie Photenhauer's claim that "Like fine wine and cheeses, the taste of semen is complex and dynamic," because regardless, at one tablespoon a shot, there's no way you can even make a meal out of one load.