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10 Real Housewives Opening Quotes That Will Make You Scream "I'm Done"

The only thing more iconic than the fights are the Real Housewives' title sequences, which feature a snappy one-liner, a flirty pose, and then the whole cast holding something in their hands. Here are ten quips that will make you want scream at yourself.

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1. "If people can't handle the truth, it's really not my problem."

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The sassy pivot, I honestly can't.

2. "I'm living the American dream—one mistake at a time."

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Easily the most depressing of all the housewives' catchphrase, I am done.

3. "I have a taste for luxury, and luxury has a taste for me."

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Is she going to eat that dog? I am absolutely finished.

4. "I'm not getting older, I'm just getting bolder."

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This Dr. Seuss-ass zinger, can she not? Especially because I CAN'T.

5. "I make my own rules, so don't expect me to follow yours."

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Did Vicki grab Andy Cohen by the collar and mumble this into his face between takes? Either way, the degree to which I can't is unparalleled.

6. “When it comes to my family, I’m the judge and the jury.”

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Can I be the executioner? Because I am dead and DONE.

7. “Don’t hate me because I have it all—hate me because I’m beautiful.”

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ZERO CHILL. #DONE

8. “Life in Beverly Hills is a game, and I make the rules.”

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The Real Housewives are absolutely obsessed with rules. And just when I thought I was done, we see a literal camel.

9. “Diamonds aren’t a girl’s best friend—freedom is.”

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I've been watching these shows for almost a decade now, so I have no idea what freedom feels like. Proof positive that I am done.

10. “I’m back to bring the zen. Namaste, bitches.”

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Stick a fork in me, because I am DONEEEEEEEEEEEE.

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