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5 Ways To Escape An Awkward Conversation

5 ways to escape any and all awkward conversations. As long as you never have to speak to them again...

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1. Spontaneously burst into tears.

The more you cry, the less you have to talk

2. Play dead

Even more effective if you shout "you murderer" before you keel over.

Even more effective if you shout "you murderer" before you keel over.

3. Strike up a conversation with the nearest wall

Of course, if the wall talks back, you have other things to worry about...

Of course, if the wall talks back, you have other things to worry about...

4. Start speaking in Klingon

Don't speak Klingon? No problem, any combination of frightening, aggressive sounds will do

Don't speak Klingon? No problem, any combination of frightening, aggressive sounds will do

5. And if all else fails, just tell them the truth...

.... You're actually in the witness protection program and its really best if they just forget the whole conversation ever happened. You know, for their own safety of course.

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