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28 Things Pregnant Women Do That Regular People Could Never Get Away With

"I love you, but your smell makes me throw up in my mouth a little."

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2. Wear badges that tell everyone about the state of their uterus.

4. Skip the toilet queue.

5. Lust after clothes that are at least 23 sizes too small.

6. Get really emotional about food.

7. Rejoice every time they go up a dress size.

9. Enjoy endorsed napping.

11. Puke in a public place, into a specially assigned bag, then carry on as though nothing happened.

12. In fact, vomit daily for three months straight without everyone getting very worried.

13. Ruminate loudly and at length about the pros and cons of different names.

15. Openly discuss boob issues with other pregnant women.

16. Have someone else carry their bags for them.

17. Laugh so hard they pee themselves.

20. Take upwards of 20 seconds to get out of a chair.

23. Buy and use big weird pillows that take up most of the bed.

24. Make their bellies dance for friends and family.

26. Take a different route to work because the one they normally use "smelled weird".

28. Oh yeah, and gestate and expel a living human being.