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28 Things Pregnant Women Do That Regular People Could Never Get Away With

"I love you, but your smell makes me throw up in my mouth a little."

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2. Wear badges that tell everyone about the state of their uterus.

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4. Skip the toilet queue.

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5. Lust after clothes that are at least 23 sizes too small.

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6. Get really emotional about food.

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7. Rejoice every time they go up a dress size.

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9. Enjoy endorsed napping.

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11. Puke in a public place, into a specially assigned bag, then carry on as though nothing happened.

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12. In fact, vomit daily for three months straight without everyone getting very worried.

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13. Ruminate loudly and at length about the pros and cons of different names.

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15. Openly discuss boob issues with other pregnant women.

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16. Have someone else carry their bags for them.

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17. Laugh so hard they pee themselves.

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20. Take upwards of 20 seconds to get out of a chair.

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23. Buy and use big weird pillows that take up most of the bed.

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24. Make their bellies dance for friends and family.

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26. Take a different route to work because the one they normally use "smelled weird".

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28. Oh yeah, and gestate and expel a living human being.

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