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    29 Things That Only Happen In South London

    A black cab came here, once.

    1. This important headline.

    2. This terminally depressed bin.

    3. This confused lettering.

    4. This soup.

    5. This renegade.

    Man misses bus, so stands in road before arguing with Bexleyheath police: http://t.co/9iJpoYxHjc

    Dan Keel@NewsShopperDan

    Man misses bus, so stands in road before arguing with Bexleyheath police: http://t.co/9iJpoYxHjc

    4:37 PM - 24 May 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    6. This terrifying 'creature'.

    'Creature' seen in Chislehurst pond may be an abandoned terrapin http://t.co/zV4eHtVoZE

    Patrick GraftonGreen@bromley_patrick

    'Creature' seen in Chislehurst pond may be an abandoned terrapin http://t.co/zV4eHtVoZE

    4:21 PM - 29 May 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    7. These standard ATM security measures.

    “@KhalilLDN: How you withdraw cash in South London ”

    Fปio E.C. Oliveira@FabzGuitar

    “@KhalilLDN: How you withdraw cash in South London ”

    1:43 PM - 26 May 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    8. These unexplained Morris dancers.

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    9. That time the Bluth family business branched out.

    10. 'UKIP pie'.

    Nigel's Farage's Cudham local, the Blacksmith's Arms, HAS STARTED SERVING UKIP PIE http://t.co/9A8U5R3o1U

    Patrick GraftonGreen@bromley_patrick

    Nigel's Farage's Cudham local, the Blacksmith's Arms, HAS STARTED SERVING UKIP PIE

    http://t.co/9A8U5R3o1U

    12:39 PM - 28 May 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    11. This.

    Large bird spotted using zebra crossing in Thamesmead: http://t.co/AJdamjtvqy

    Dan Keel@NewsShopperDan

    Large bird spotted using zebra crossing in Thamesmead: http://t.co/AJdamjtvqy

    11:30 AM - 25 May 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    12. This.

    13. This man and his ducks.

    Man walks a pair of ducks on lead around Peckham http://t.co/GyTGg91ZBZ

    ITV News London@itvlondon

    Man walks a pair of ducks on lead around Peckham http://t.co/GyTGg91ZBZ

    1:29 PM - 22 Apr 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    14. This window that cannot be found.

    15. These instrutions.

    16. This 'deranged crow' with a 'grudge against blondes' that 'picks off joggers'.

    17. This tip jar.

    18. This delightful bin.

    19. These Maasai warriors just hanging out and enjoying the cricket.

    20. This find.

    21. This urgent bulletin.

    22. This municipal seating.

    No expense spared on the new benches in Catford.

    Twayna Mayne@twaynamayne

    No expense spared on the new benches in Catford.

    12:04 PM - 29 May 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    23. This man tap-dancing on a post box.

    Long live Fritz, Lewisham borough legend. #IfYouKnowYouKnow

    Curtis Guru@Curt_AFC

    Long live Fritz, Lewisham borough legend. #IfYouKnowYouKnow

    10:35 AM - 13 Dec 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

    24. This chippy.

    25. This teddy bear who's watching you.

    A rather disturbing sight at Catford bridge station today. Can anyone explain?

    Clare Phillips@clareannemarie

    A rather disturbing sight at Catford bridge station today. Can anyone explain?

    4:36 PM - 28 May 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    26. This cash fox.

    27. Richard Blackwood, back by popular demand.

    28. This user-friendly parking ticket machine.

    Fabulous car parking machine design in no way meant to make you swear when tired. Thank you Lewisham.

    Ben Willbond@benwillbond

    Fabulous car parking machine design in no way meant to make you swear when tired. Thank you Lewisham.

    2:41 PM - 23 May 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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