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    25 Questions You Were Too Afraid To Ask A Pregnant Woman, Answered

    A teeny tiny bit NSFW.

    I am 21 weeks pregnant, and after receiving lots of shifty glances at my belly, I invited my colleagues to ask me anything. They did not disappoint.

    1. Do nipples leak during foreplay?

    2. Do you sometimes think it’s a bit creepy that there’s a thing growing inside you?

    3. Do you already love the baby?

    4. Did you know you were pregnant before you officially found out?

    5. Is sex weird now? DESCRIBE HOW.

    6. How do I ask you if you're pregnant without offending you?

    7. Have your boobs gone peculiar?

    8. What about your...other parts?

    I don't know. It's been a couple of months since I could see them.

    9. I want to offer you my seat but I can't tell if you're pregnant or just fat. What should I do?

    10. How do you deal with the pressure of carrying an actual human person inside you?

    11. Have you ever drunk breast milk?

    12. Did you have an idea of what being pregnant would feel like? How has that changed?

    13. OMG you're enormous! You look as though you're about to pop! Should I tell you that?

    14. Has your relationship with your partner changed?

    15. Is it weird if I touch your belly?

    16. What is the grossest thing that's happened to you so far?

    17. Can I ask you if your pregnancy was planned?

    18. Can you reach to tie your shoes?

    19. What does it feel like when the baby kicks?

    20. Is it weird to not get your period? Or THE BEST?

    21. Do you find yourself chatting to the baby sometimes?

    22. Do you have crazier dreams when pregnant?

    23. Do any senses become heightened, or others lessened?

    24. On average, how much time do you spend each day thinking about the pain of childbirth?

    25. And finally, can this happen?