Barack Obama read Where the Wild Things Are to children at the White House annual Easter Egg Roll, and it was unspeakably cute.
But you know what would have been cuter? If he'd read Where the Wild Things Are to Vladimir Putin, instead.
1. "They roared their terrible roars..."
2. "And gnashed their terrible teeth..."
3. "And rolled their terrible eyes..."
4. "And showed their terrible claws."
5. "Till Max said 'BE STILL!' and tamed them with the magic trick..."
6. "And they were frightened and called him the most wild thing of all..."
7. "And made him king of all wild things."
8. "Let the wild rumpus start!"
