1. These delightful men's pants. Current bid £2.20.
2. This revealing dress, currently at £67.
3. This dress, with a starting bid of £1,999.00.
4. This "on trend" toe ring, with a starting bid of £0.99.
5. This YOLO boob tube (now sold).
6. This attractive green thong. Starting bid £5.
7. These snakes. Current bid £1.
8. These "loom band shorts", with a starting bid of £20.
9. This blurry shot, which is apparently of a loom band mankini. And some unidentified flesh. Price £14.99.
Hmm, perhaps the seller's other images will shed some light on what the mankini actually looks like, and how it's being modelled.
Oh. Wow. Okay, moving on....
(It's OK, I think they're fingers. I hope they're fingers.)