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34 London Commuters Who Have Lost The Will To Live

Tired and emotional tweets from Tube strike day two.

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1. Today day two of a Tube strike dawned in London.

2. And it's safe to say that no one was having fun.

Fuck this fuckin tube fuckin strike!!! Fuck fuck fuck!! :@ aaarghhh! Fuckin shit London

Haroon AQ@HaroonAQ

Fuck this fuckin tube fuckin strike!!! Fuck fuck fuck!! :@ aaarghhh! Fuckin shit London

12:54 AM - 30 Apr 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

3.

Oh this Tube Strike can just fuck off! 40 minutes to get less than a mile! Literally wtf!

Ed Johnson@edwardjohnson05

Oh this Tube Strike can just fuck off! 40 minutes to get less than a mile! Literally wtf!

10:04 AM - 30 Apr 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

4.

So the day of the tube strike, I have an hour journey with no seat, no mag & no headphones... Kill. Me. Now #tubestrike #london

Fiona Kavanagh@FionaKavanagh

So the day of the tube strike, I have an hour journey with no seat, no mag & no headphones... 😳 Kill. Me. Now #tubestrike #london

08:16 AM - 29 Apr 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

5. Conditions were cramped on the few Underground lines that were running.

6.

The tube strike means you get the aromas of other passengers. Today a woman smelled so much of celery I was almost compelled to question her

adam@bakeradamj

The tube strike means you get the aromas of other passengers. Today a woman smelled so much of celery I was almost compelled to question her

08:45 AM - 30 Apr 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

7.

Squeezed in #tube & watching shocked faces of fellow commuters when we arrived in next station (seeing packed train) is #priceless. #strike

Kristina Kasalova@lascalca

Squeezed in #tube & watching shocked faces of fellow commuters when we arrived in next station (seeing packed train) is #priceless. #strike

09:30 AM - 29 Apr 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

8.

London with this tube strike you are really spoiling us. Woman threw herself at back doors of bus in effort to get on and missed. Enough.

Ali Germain@AliGermain1

London with this tube strike you are really spoiling us. Woman threw herself at back doors of bus in effort to get on and missed. Enough.

10:42 AM - 29 Apr 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

9. Interpersonal relations were... strained.

If you stop me from getting my train because you're taking in the sights of Kings Cross station, prepare to get eye-rolled, hard.

Laura Taylor@laurataylor_

If you stop me from getting my train because you're taking in the sights of Kings Cross station, prepare to get eye-rolled, hard.

09:25 AM - 30 Apr 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

10.

Mate why is this woman giving me evils for not moving? Theres a fucking tube strike on bitch the trains packed

Conor. @conormccahey

Mate why is this woman giving me evils for not moving? Theres a fucking tube strike on bitch the trains packed 🔫

07:14 AM - 30 Apr 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

11. And manners? What manners?

F-U tube strike, in the office by 9 & only 1 really awful man got glared at! (He pushed in front of a preggers lady to get a seat, charmer)

Sarah Wall@Itswallo

F-U tube strike, in the office by 9 & only 1 really awful man got glared at! (He pushed in front of a preggers lady to get a seat, charmer)

09:18 AM - 29 Apr 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

12.

A woman tried to steal the Uber car I had waited 20 minutes for I called the driver and stole it backCan the tube strike end now

Dominique Cojuangco@dbcojuangco

A woman tried to steal the Uber car I had waited 20 minutes for🙆 I called the driver and stole it back💃Can the tube strike end now

05:35 PM - 29 Apr 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

13.

I need someone to hold my hand during the tube strike because I swear to god I’m going to have a breakdown from anger at all the rude people

Sophoo Pongolly@SophIsLame

I need someone to hold my hand during the tube strike because I swear to god I’m going to have a breakdown from anger at all the rude people

10:55 PM - 28 Apr 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

14. Things weren't looking that great on the buses, either.

London Tube strike bus plan - from Bar Boulud trade call back to hotel - Bus 1 of 3 - #52 Knightsbridge to Victoria

jane ferrari@barossasaint

London Tube strike bus plan - from Bar Boulud trade call back to hotel - Bus 1 of 3 - #52 Knightsbridge to Victoria

10:19 PM - 29 Apr 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

15.

oH MY FUCKING DAYS CAN THIS BUS FUCKING MOVE PLEASE !!!! I FUCKING HATE LONDON SO MUCH

Fantasia Lopez@LanaDelWrong

oH MY FUCKING DAYS CAN THIS BUS FUCKING MOVE PLEASE !!!! I FUCKING HATE LONDON SO MUCH

08:36 AM - 30 Apr 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

16.

Fucking tube strike is fucking everything up the buses are so slow coming out of London omg I'm already late and I'm not even on the bus yet

*INSERT INSULT HERE*@realstanfamily

Fucking tube strike is fucking everything up the buses are so slow coming out of London omg I'm already late and I'm not even on the bus yet

09:15 AM - 30 Apr 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

17.

Damn tube strike, how can a bus just change its destination mid journey #rude

Emma Endersby@emmmalar

Damn tube strike, how can a bus just change its destination mid journey #rude

12:18 PM - 30 Apr 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

18.

My bus gave up halfway to work, so now I've gotta walk the rest of the way. Darn you, Tube Strike!

Evan Edinger@EvanEdinger

My bus gave up halfway to work, so now I've gotta walk the rest of the way.
Darn you, Tube Strike!

09:13 AM - 30 Apr 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

19. Or on the water.

You know it's not going to be your day with tube strike and suspended Thames clipper due to fog. Fuck you strikers!

Fred Coleridge Cole@fredccole

You know it's not going to be your day with tube strike and suspended Thames clipper due to fog. Fuck you strikers!

07:30 AM - 30 Apr 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

20. There was a lot of bag-related shade being thrown about.

There’s a tube strike on. Get your bag off the seat you tit.

asterix@asterixinspace

There’s a tube strike on. Get your bag off the seat you tit.

07:00 PM - 29 Apr 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

21.

Oh, did I make you move your bag so I could sit on the bus during this tube strike. I apologise, I absolutely deserve that look of hate.

Alex S (Yelp!)@yelplondon

Oh, did I make you move your bag so I could sit on the bus during this tube strike. I apologise, I absolutely deserve that look of hate.

09:55 AM - 29 Apr 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

22. A lot.

There's a tube strike on, so the buses might be a bit busier today so move the bag you bought from fuckin Sports Direct off the spare seat.

Seb White@sebytfc

There's a tube strike on, so the buses might be a bit busier today so move the bag you bought from fuckin Sports Direct off the spare seat.

09:35 AM - 29 Apr 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

23. And there wasn't much love around for cyclists.

People on bikes in london are just fucking busy bodies, buy a car or get a bus, and when u get home go for a bike ride! Its not 1830's

jacky boy@jackyboyrogers

People on bikes in london are just fucking busy bodies, buy a car or get a bus, and when u get home go for a bike ride! Its not 1830's

09:46 AM - 30 Apr 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

24.

(1/2) What kind of a cunt gets on a packed overground train with a bicycle during tube strike?! Shouldn't you be out there saving the planet

Jacek Toczydlowski@toczydlowski

(1/2) What kind of a cunt gets on a packed overground train with a bicycle during tube strike?! Shouldn't you be out there saving the planet

07:38 AM - 30 Apr 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

25. Or people on other forms of two-wheeled transport.

One of the worst things about #tubestrike is the increased number of idiots on adult scooters.

El Murphy@elmurphy

One of the worst things about #tubestrike is the increased number of idiots on adult scooters.

09:02 AM - 30 Apr 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

26.

In case of #tubestrike - bring your child's scooter to work and WHOOSH! Delays cut by 50%* *(fitness depending)

Kayleigh Poacher@Kapoochi

In case of #tubestrike - bring your child's scooter to work and WHOOSH! Delays cut by 50%*
*(fitness depending)

02:39 PM - 30 Apr 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

27. In fact, the general consensus about the Tube strike was overwhelmingly negative.

For fuck sake tube strike go home. No one even likes you! You have no friends.

James Lovett Turner@James_LT

For fuck sake tube strike go home. No one even likes you! You have no friends.

12:50 PM - 30 Apr 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

28.

The tube strike can go fuck its mum

30. Next time there's a Tube strike, I say we all take a breath and take a leaf out of this guy's book.

Bertie the dog, unphased by the tube strikes. #tubestrike #TubeStrikeMakesMe #dogs #London

Figure@wearefigure

Bertie the dog, unphased by the tube strikes. #tubestrike #TubeStrikeMakesMe #dogs #London

09:54 AM - 30 Apr 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

32. Although our thoughts are those who bore the worst of it.

The tube strike has officially totally ruined my life, I should be at Topshop Oxford circus now with Kate Moss opening her collection #gah

Emily Tatford@emilytatford

The tube strike has officially totally ruined my life, I should be at Topshop Oxford circus now with Kate Moss opening her collection #gah

06:42 PM - 29 Apr 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

33. Brave souls like this.

Please tell me tube strike was just today? Tomorrow I'm intending to go to Camden to purchase a fruit bowl and I'll cry if there's problems.

Hannah@spannahsays

Please tell me tube strike was just today? Tomorrow I'm intending to go to Camden to purchase a fruit bowl and I'll cry if there's problems.

11:59 PM - 29 Apr 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

34. They are the closest things we have to saints.

Drove my Porsche to work as usual. Great excuse to have a lie-in, go in an hour late. "Stuck in traffic." http://t.co/UJsYi8AFUv #tubestrike

Skydiver Banker Geek@XtreemX

Drove my Porsche to work as usual. Great excuse to have a lie-in, go in an hour late. "Stuck in traffic." http://t.co/UJsYi8AFUv #tubestrike

01:15 PM - 29 Apr 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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