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    31 Infuriating Comments Every Short Person Has Heard

    This is why we're always angry.

    1. "Ha ha, you're wearing heels? Why bother? We all know you're short."

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    2. "Stand up. Oh, you are, ha ha."

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    3. "Are you legally tall?"

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    4. "Would you like a balloon, little girl?"

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    5. "YOU'RE LIKE A LITTLE PIXIE!"

    6. "I COULD PUT YOU IN MY POCKET!"

    7. "I'd tell you that smoking will stunt your growth but it looks like it's too late."

    8. "So, what should I call you? A dwarf or a midget?"

    9. "Oh, hello little man!"

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    10. "It's weird, you don't sound short."

    11. "You seem taller on the internet."

    12. "But you have such a tall name!"

    13. "Have you tried wearing heels? You might be normal sized!"

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    14. "You must find it so hard to find a girlfriend."

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    15. "Can you even date normal people?"

    16. "Is your mother home?"

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    17. "Sorry, but you are very short. That's why I fell over you."

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    18. "You're the perfect height for me to lean on."

    19. "Do you mind if I buy you a child ticket? It's cheaper."

    20. "It's okay if I pick you up, right?"

    21. "I bet you're easy to throw around the bedroom."

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    22. "Does it feel like I'm talking down to you?"

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    23. "What? I'm just resting my pint on your head."

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    24. "It can't hurt when you fall over. You don't have that far to fall."

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    25. "It's so funny watching you trying to reach things that are high up!"

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    26. "Have you considered stilts?"

    27. "I'm going to crouch down so I can see what it's like to be you."

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    28. "I bet you can see right up my nose."

    29. "Hey, you're just the right height for a blowjob!"

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    30. "I said, 'only two schoolchildren allowed in this shop at a time'."

    And finally...

    31. "HOW IS THE WEATHER DOWN THERE?"

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    Why don't you tell me? You're closer to it.

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