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28 Household Objects That Have Been Traumatised Beyond Belief

According to the Pareidoilia Subreddit.

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1. This backpack is dreading today's French test.

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2. This one didn't study for the test.

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3. This guy didn't know there was a test.

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4. This piece of pasta can't believe you added chickpeas to the ragu.

Seriously, chickpeas?
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Seriously, chickpeas?

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5. This sole's boss just called it into his office.

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6. This box got a latte instead of a flat white and isn't sure whether to take it back.

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7. This corgi just spoiled True Detective for the kitchen floor.

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8. These recycling bins have buyers' remorse.

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9. This Lego block only just realised that the joke it proudly recited to a room full of women yesterday was sexist.

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10. This guy has remembered that its travel sickness pills are back at home.

11. This oil burner has just seen The Red Wedding episode of Game of Thrones.

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12. This baby-changing seat thought it would try those zero-carb instant noodles, and now it feels as though John Carpenter's The Thing is trying to escape from all its orifices.

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13. This handbag has just realised that those surprise roses from a 'secret admirer' were meant for the house next door.

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14. Just once, this box would like to taste a banana.

15. It's just occurred to this box that you might be calling it a 'minger', and not a 'manager', as it had previously assumed.

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16. Look, you'd be pretty upset if two birds were slowly trepanning you.

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17. This box has a recurring nightmare about the day that all the tissues run out, and that day is ALMOST HERE.

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18. This box has just seen what you do with its contents.

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19. So has this condom machine.

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20. This bottle bank isn't sure that its new punk look is working out.

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21. This kettle's knees are playing up again. Not that it likes to complain.

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22. This coffee lid is never, ever bungee-jumping again.

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23. These eggs yolks can SEE WHAT YOU'RE DOING OVER THERE.

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24. This pair of trousers is ruminating over who could be responsible for all this inanimate misery.

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25. Is it jaunty potato Hitler?

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26. Nope, it was this guy all along.

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27. "Hehehehe."

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