1. Get Literary at Atomic Books
2. Rock Out with BROS
3. Say No to Natty Boh
4. Get Crabby
5. Catch a Ride with Fifi
6. Rock the Beehive, Hon
7. Lose a Curmudgeon-Off to H.L. Mencken
8. Pay Your Respects to Edgar Allen No
9. Take Awkward Selfies with Michael Phelps
10. Caffeinate with Zeke's
11. Head to the Home of The Wire
12. Be an Extra on Veep
13. Or Get a Starring Role on House of Cards
14. Sail Under the Black Flag
15. Then Break Out the Grog at Heavy Seas
16. Visit the Peacock Mantis Shrimp at the National Aquarium
17. Put Your Face on a Cake
18. Leave Your Mark
19. Get Down and Dirty with Mike Rowe
20. Jeer On the Baltimore Marathon
21. Star in an Under Armour Ad
22. Get Weird with John Waters
23. Fire Up with the Orioles
24. Make Baltimore the Grumpiest Town in America
Bring Grumpy Cat to Baltimore!
If you are a human reading this help our effort to bring Grumpy Cat to Baltimore.
1) Tweet why you believe Grumpy Cat should come to Baltimore with the hashtag #GrumpyTownUSA or retweet my posts @rsteggy
2) Instagram a photo of you in your favorite place in Baltimore with your best grumpy cat face and say: "Obviously, Baltimore is the only choice for #GrumpyTownUSA"