Response to What’s The Weirdest Dream You’ve Ever Had?:
I had a dream once that I went to this fashion convention or something, and it was a bunch of brainwashed teenage girls who only cared about shoes, and the keynote speaker was this evil woman with some kind of accent who was basically giving a speech about world domination and Fabio was her evil henchman, and I was so fed up I got up onstage and pushed the evil lady out of the way and gave a rousing speech about how you just need to accept yourself for who you are and not rely on material things for happiness and then all the girls stopped being brainwashed and Fabio was so impressed he took me out for lunch.
Response to The 22 Most WTF Eurovision Moments:
Where is “So Lucky” from Moldova in 2011? The pointy hats! The unicycle princess! The bugle!
Response to 34 New Rules For Men’s Fashion:
Hasn’t anyone else noticed that #17 is clearly from planet Vulcan?