Channel 10's popular show Bondi Rescue returns this week and boy oh boy do they have a doozy of a first episode. Y'see, the gentleman in the video below has had his dick "de-gloved" by a dog.
What is "de-gloving", we hear you ask. Well, it's defined as "a type of avulsion in which an extensive section of skin is completely torn off the underlying tissue, severing its blood supply. It is named by analogy to the process of removing a glove."
Apparently the gentleman in question was innocently throwing a ball with a mate's dog when he played the classic trick of pretending to throw ball but actually tucking it between his legs. The dog, however, was not fooled.
And while it's a very unfortunate incident for the man involved, his mate seems to be enjoying it. This Sunday, millions of other Australians will be able to enjoy it on Channel 10 at 6.30 p.m.
The clip also features lifeguards guessing what type of dog was involved in the dick de-gloving.
- "A female for sure" (rude)
- Cocker spaniel
Guesses not included:
- Sausage or wiener dog
- Bull terrier (more like ball tearier, right guys?)
- Chow Chow
- Miniature Pinscher
- Shar Pei
For the record, it was a Staffordshire bull terrier.
The penis in question is said to be back in full working order.
Rob Stott is a news editor for BuzzFeed News and is based in Sydney.
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