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Australia's Politicians From Lukewarm To Smoking Hot

Admittedly, it's a low bar.

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18. Former Prime Minister Alfred Deakin

Bringing Hipster realness before it was a thing.
Deakin University

Bringing Hipster realness before it was a thing.

17. Prime Minister Tony Abbott

Admit it, you would.
Mick Tsikas / AAPIMAGE

Admit it, you would.

16. Assistant Treasurer Christian Porter

Keeping finances and our hearts in order.
Daniel Munoz / AAPIMAGE

Keeping finances and our hearts in order.

15. Former Prime Minister Bob Hawke

Not conventionally handsome, but still has that certain je ne sais quoi.
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Not conventionally handsome, but still has that certain je ne sais quoi.

14. Queensland MP Wyatt Roy

He's young and he love puppies.
Wyatt Roy / Facebook

He's young and he love puppies.

13. NSW MP Alex Hawke

He's got a safe seat in our hearts.
Alex Hawke / Facebook

He's got a safe seat in our hearts.

12. Former Prime Minister James Scullin

That coif.
National Library of Australia

That coif.

11. Young Gough Whitlam

Love a man in uniform.
Australian War Memorial

Love a man in uniform.

10. Hot Albo

Ablo eat everything.
Anthony Alabanese / Facebook

Ablo eat everything.

9. Greens Senator Scott Ludlam

He could retain our data any time.
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He could retain our data any time.

8. Victorian MP Tim Watts

Watts up, Timmy?
Tim Watts / Facebook

Watts up, Timmy?

7. Young Malcolm Fraser

Just a hot man and his horse.
National Archives

Just a hot man and his horse.

6. NSW MP Jason Clare

Minister for Hotness, 2007 - 2013.
Jason Clare / Twitter

Minister for Hotness, 2007 - 2013.

5. Communications Minister Malcolm Turnbull

Handsom, distinguished, rich, and he rocks a leather jacket.

4. NSW Premier Mike Baird

You handsome devil.
Nikki Short / AAPIMAGE

You handsome devil.

3. Sydney MP Alex Greenwich

Keep Sydney Independent/bangin'.
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Keep Sydney Independent/bangin'.

2. Former candidate Neil Pharaoh

Former candidate for Prahran, always the candidate for our heart.
Neil Pharaoh / Twitter

Former candidate for Prahran, always the candidate for our heart.

Bonus post: Neil's volunteer, Trent

He doesn't technically qualify, but, y'know...
Neil Phraoah / Facebook

He doesn't technically qualify, but, y'know...

1. South Australian Senator Cory Bernardi

Cory, if loving you is wrong we don't want to be right.