Australia's Politicians From Lukewarm To Smoking Hot
Admittedly, it's a low bar.
18. Former Prime Minister Alfred Deakin

Bringing Hipster realness before it was a thing.
17. Prime Minister Tony Abbott

Admit it, you would.
16. Assistant Treasurer Christian Porter

Keeping finances and our hearts in order.
15. Former Prime Minister Bob Hawke

Not conventionally handsome, but still has that certain je ne sais quoi.
14. Queensland MP Wyatt Roy

He's young and he love puppies.
13. NSW MP Alex Hawke

He's got a safe seat in our hearts.
12. Former Prime Minister James Scullin

That coif.
11. Young Gough Whitlam

Love a man in uniform.
10. Hot Albo

Ablo eat everything.
9. Greens Senator Scott Ludlam

He could retain our data any time.
8. Victorian MP Tim Watts

Watts up, Timmy?
7. Young Malcolm Fraser

Just a hot man and his horse.
6. NSW MP Jason Clare

Minister for Hotness, 2007 - 2013.
5. Communications Minister Malcolm Turnbull


Handsom, distinguished, rich, and he rocks a leather jacket.
4. NSW Premier Mike Baird

You handsome devil.
3. Sydney MP Alex Greenwich

Keep Sydney Independent/bangin'.
2. Former candidate Neil Pharaoh

Former candidate for Prahran, always the candidate for our heart.
Bonus post: Neil's volunteer, Trent

He doesn't technically qualify, but, y'know...
1. South Australian Senator Cory Bernardi


Cory, if loving you is wrong we don't want to be right.