People Trying To Look Sexy With Fruit

Potentially NSFW depending on your employers views on soft core fruit porn. So, I was recently asked to look seductive whilst eating a watermelon and the struggle was real. Upon further research it appears this struggle is rife.

Lets start off with this cliche.

girlshowtoimpress.com

Trying to be coy, but we know what you're doing! You minx.

Strawberry Abuse

hellobeautiful.com

This woman is just blatantly advertising.

People just love to smell fruit.

healthmeup.com

She is just lapping up those fruit pheromones. I mean, this is how I buy apples. I smell them. In public.

No, seriously, smelling fruit with this face is a thing.

thrilllist.com

Men and their pineapples, AMIRIGHT?

When you can't even handle the hot girl next to you.

healthmeup.com

This guy definitely has his priorities in check. He is lusting after those cherries so hardcore.

Men who wear grape-bearing women as backpacks.

sheknows.com

Grapes doing the rounds since Caesar. Grapes are basically the sluts of the fruit world. #datwebsitetho #sheknows

Seriously... Look at this guy.

lookandlearn.com

Even Cleo is all over that grape tossing shit. She is so into it she can't even. #grapeswag

This babe is so FREAKING EXCITED.

inhabitat.com

So many shapes and sizes! I maintain that is a tomato hiding next to that leek so #fruit.

In and around her mouth.

jezebel.com

All about dat facial. Omg the website is named jezebel. Dead. That harlot.

Woman wooed by cherry tomato.

skinnywithfiber.com

It's definitely not the size that matters. This woman is SO excited about that salad.

Sharing is caring.

magazine.foxnews.com

This couple is simply tag-teaming that... Wait, what is that?

Some even go that little extra fetishy.

bodyandsoul.com.au

Your complacency is fooling no one!

They may even be hesitant at first. Unsure of this budding relationship.

vice.com

Time to get seeded? #50shadesofavo

He literally cannot even.

malaysia-chronicle.com

I call this one 'Man Consumed By Passion With Hedgehog Fruit'.

Mostly what I have learnt is that people struggle eating strawberries...

wonderlist.com

Exhibit A.

pixoto.com

NOT YOU TOO!!

Commander in chief of NSFW.

teamjimmyjoe.com

Can we take a moment to appreciate this goddess of fruit and health enthusiast? I salute you.

And last, but certainly not least!

arsehole.deviantart.com

It is now your moral imperative to enact a ceasefire on all lewd acts against fruit. As you were.