28 David Cameron Pig Puns That Will Make You Squeal With Laughter

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They should obviously call this scandal 'Bae of Pigs'

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"Don't go bacon my heart" "I couldn't if I fried" #PigGate

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"Fancy a drink after work Dave?"....."yeah, I'll see you in The Boar's Head for a quick one" #piggate

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You wanna cut down on your Porklife Dave, get some exercise. #piggate

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#PIGGATE: Tories to launch vote of No Baconfidence in David Hameron.

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No, I didn't call her Babe No, I didn't need oinkment No, she wouldn't leave me aloin No, I've never made a rasher decision #piggate

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The Conservative Party are now a threat to your livestock, the livestock of your family and the livestock of this country. #piggate

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I understand several of the tabloids were set to run #piggate in the front page, but experienced late editorial changes. #pulledpork

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What idiot called it #piggate and not swine/11

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Disappointing amount of hamophobia on Twitter this morning. #piggate

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I'd bet there's more to #piggate than we know so far. They're only scratching the surface. Still, it's a crackling story.

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"But you said to practice screwing the pork" "The poor, David. Screwing the poor" #piggate

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I mean no, the Mail's not a reliable source of accurate info. We should take it with a pinch of salt. And sage. At 170C for 3hrs. #piggate

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I'm glad we live in a democracy so we can all make #piggate jokes without fear of re-pork-ussions

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If the British tabloids don't run "BORE'S HEAD IN BOAR'S HEAD" as a banner headline, then they've failed us all. #piggate

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Don't get distracted by "The Prosciutto Affair", @Telegraph, remember - last week Corbyn didn't sing a song. #baeofpigs

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Porklife Jamon Eileen Lard Day's Night You Can't Slurry Love Feelin' Trot! Trot! Trot! #cameronsongs #baeofpigs

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Snout Snout Let it all out These are the things I can do without Gammon I'm talking to you Gammon..... #pigsongs

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Lust of the Bummer Swine (I’m sorry, I can’t stop #piggate)

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If I were UB40, I'd be in the studio right now. "Dead, dead swine - stay close to me..."

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Fair to say David Cameron is now a threat to national charcuterie?