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BuzzFeed Staff, UK 

Which "Jurassic Park" Character Are You?

Achingly cool. Seductively intelligent. You're the Johnny Cash of Chaos Theory. Just maybe avoid trying to be the hero -- it's not really your style.

Ian Malcolm

People often underestimate your abilities, but it's usually you who has the last laugh. Your only flaw? You're no good in the kitchen.

The sassy velociraptor

You have an inquisitive mind, and will jump at the chance to have a proper debate. If you can avoid being eaten or crushed by a car, you'll go far!

You're clever. You're very clever. You're very clever indeed. Unfortunately this can come across as smug and you often find that people can't wait to escape you. Oh well. Their loss!

Mr. DNA

You're a calming influence on those around you. Well, until they realise what you really are and then they're absolutely terrified.

Samuel L. Jackson's dismembered arm

You're a scared and complex person with a sensitive soul. Unfortunately you hide this by being a bit of a dick to people for no reason.

The annoying kid from the start of the film

Hmm, sorry about that. Someone had to be, I suppose.

The huge pile of triceratops poo

Yes, you may be awkward, quiet, and scared of anything you don't understand, but when the time comes you're capable of saving the day. Providing you know how to use very complicated operating systems from the early '90s.

You're full of surprises. One minute you'll be cute as a button, the next you're spitting in the face of anyone who wrongs you.

Dilophosaurus

You're kind, you love your family, and you'll do anything to succeed. Up to and including risking the lives of your grandchildren to earn a bit of cash.

John Hammond

You're not exactly the hero type, but why put yourself in danger when you can just run away? Not that hiding in the toilet does you many favours, though...

Donald Gennaro

You're only out for yourself, but what's wrong with that? No man is an island, but if you make enough money you could probably buy one.

Which "Jurassic Park" Character Are You?

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