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37 Very Important Questions The World Has About Nando's

Why IS Nando's always so cheeky?

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why is nandos such a problem to go to for a first date 😳

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Why is nandos like couples central 😷 #vom

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why does nandos always have hot guys working there is it like a thing that nandos must have hot guys working or something

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Why does nando's always have to be packed

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Why does nando's sauce from Asda taste different to actual nando's 😩😩

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Why does Nando's have to be so far away. I JUST WANT PERi-PERi CHICKEN

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Can I just ask why does Nando's always have to be cheeky?

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why does nando's have a reputation for being bait its just gd chicken n corn on the cob tbh

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Why does Nando's never satisfy me 🍟 πŸ—

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Why does Nando's have to be so damn good? My mind is saying no, but my stomach is saying yass Nampwa yass. Eat it 😩

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Why does Nando's mild sauce feel hotter than extra spicy 😐😀

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Why does Nando's not open for brunch or breakfast? There's a market for early chicken

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Let's try that again... Why does Nando's marinade get more expensive as it gets hotter... #spicetax

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Nando's chicken wrap....Why does Nando's need to be this awesome 😍 #GodblessLibyashittyrestaurant

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Why does Nando's hate me? 😞

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Why does Nando's put this spell on you where you have an idea of what you want when you get to the counter but once you're talking...

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Why does Nando's never fill you up!! Someone take me back for another 😞

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why does nando's get autocorrected into manslaughter haha

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Why does nando's make me sleepy after eating one?

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Why does Nando's not just live in my kitchen

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OH MY GOD WHY DOES NANDOS HAVE MY FKIN SELFIE ON ITS WALL xox

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why does Nando's give me the shits #pooo

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Why does nando's have a picture of a chicken with hearts next to it? Surely chickens fucking hate nando's.

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Why does nandos cure everything?

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Why does Nandos not deliver the selfish chicken slag. πŸ”

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Why does nandos chicken always smell of hash

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Why is Nando's so popular with pro footballers?

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Oi why is Nando's Medium Sauce burning my tings off?

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Why is Nando's playing Austin Powers theme tune in the toilets

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Why is nando's delicious someone explain to me

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Why is nando's virginity a thing?! Its a fucking restaurant for Christ sake.

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Why is Nando's named Nando's is the owner names Fernando and it's like a nickname or what?