Money. Shampoo. Clothes. Food. They take it all with the guarantee that they’ll repay the debt as soon as they can afford it. Seeing as their job appears to be professional liar, you probably shouldn’t hold your breath.
The only reason you know they exist is because there’s an extra toothbrush in the bathroom. You never see them. You never hear them. They stay in their room all day and all night. Hmm. Maybe it’s your 15-year-old self?
Just as you’re thinking about going to bed they’re thinking about what to have for dinner. The low hum of the living room TV only stops at around 3 a.m, and they’ll be sitting on their laptop for hours after that.
There can’t be many feelings worse than waiting all day for the leftovers in the fridge only to find that someone has got there first. To make matters worse they didn’t like it and threw half of it in the bin.
Only one of them officially lives with you, but their state of perma-spooning could easily cause you to forget this. They offer to cook for your as compensation. Unless ingredients for spag bol cost £500, you’re not getting a fair deal.