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32 Tweets 100% Guaranteed To Make British People Laugh

Funny tweets are pretty much the only good thing we have left. Enjoy them while you can!

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"You've fucking ruined the charts SHEERAN"

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when you wake up from a nap only to realise you slept on your crisps

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he’s like this every time we turn the vaccuum cleaner on

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BAKE ME UP BAKE ME UP INSIDE

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When your mum says 'just try it on over the top of that' in the middle of the shop floor

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My boyfriend went to a costume party as Deirdre Barlow in prison and it's slightly too convincing.

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Cannot read this without adding "Turtle Power!"

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At @waitrose you can buy an empty jam jar for £2 or an identical one full of jam for £1.71. You decide...

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#WorldBookDay He has to go to school dressed as a character from Scottish literature. So he's Begbie.

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If you photoshop out the dogs, #Crufts is merely the world's premier posh skipping contest..

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Fucking hate getting catfished by a parking space u think it's empty and then there's a fucking KA in there

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This learner has absolutely fucked it today

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Fred flintstone been driving about killie

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I got bored and was drunk so I thought I'd drop Ben from outnumbered a message loooool

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HOLD ON. Why has Gordon Brown secretly been mates with Shakira for years?

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The person ahead of me at the checkout left their receipt behind. A dark afternoon stretching out ahead of them.

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when you buy a ticket and it doesn't get checked for the entire journey

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"British people don't have any culture" Mate who do you think invented shouting "OIIIII FUCK OFFFFF" when an absolute banger comes on?

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My guy dresses up as his mum to get served

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This is the most suspicious slogan I've ever seen. 🤔

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Tonight I witnessed the best cheating as a pub quiz host - ever.

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Adele's that gal in the toilets on a night out that gives you a pep-talk & a jaegerbomb when you've bumped into your ex & feel n look a 2/10

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Literally me attempting to pass GCSE physics

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Serves 40???? LOOOL ASDA are u sure about that

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Why does Ed Sheehan look like he's queuing up to meet Ed Sheeran?

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