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32 Tweets That Would Have Made Zero Fucking Sense 20 Years Ago

We've come a long way. Perhaps too far...

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i blocked my ex on everything but she some how managed to message me through direct tv

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2009: Why join Twitter, it's just posts about lunch. 2017: I am addicted to an app that shows me the opinions of the worst idiots alive.

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How I significantly improved my Netflix

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Amazon thinks my recent humidifier purchase was merely the inaugural move in a newfound hobby of humidifier collecting.

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What my neighbors see vs. what instagtam sees

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Y'all my sister bought a fan that plugs into her phone so when she takes selfies it blows her hair I'm done

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1998: - Don't get in strangers' cars - Don't meet ppl from internet 2016: - Literally summon strangers from internet to get in their car

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The art school i go to had a sidewalk chalk drawing contest

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Nurse: sir you've been in a coma since 2002 Me: Oh boy I can't wait to see my favorite Canadian punk artist Avril… https://t.co/zMhgzSEVEz

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Can't wait to roast my kids in a family group chat

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I have no idea what I told Siri to remind me about while groggy last night, but it certainly wasn't this.

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3 years ago i DMed a girl on here. 3 years later we have each other blocked and this is a random pic i found on goo… https://t.co/jewYZBEns4

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*turns on internet* computor, i need to take a break from trying to achieve one thing. show me all of the achievments of others all at once

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When you scroll through your camera roll and find variations on a selfie

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Last night my mate asked to use a USB port to charge his cigarette, but I was using it to charge my book. The future is stupid.

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FaceTiming my oven so I can see when my garlic bread is done.

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Are people actually afraid to double text???? I will send 16 messages in a row and feel no shame whatsoever idk

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when I'm petty tweeting and someone asks me who it's about

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When You Type "Google" Into Google Chrome Search Bar

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ugh everyone on the bus is on their phone. not like how it used to be. blankly staring out the windows like a psychopath waiting for death

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y'all still tweeting from iPhone? lol can't relate

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500 retweets and I'll turn in my extra credit paper about bees like this

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THE ENTIRE POINT OF THE EGG WAS TO SYMBOLISE THE START OF YOUR BIRD LIFE THE TWEET BUTTON IS A FEATHER AND THE HOME… https://t.co/ouJ4qldnZP

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podcast: this episode is brought to you by me: SQUARESPACE—THE ALL IN ONE PLATFORM THAT LETS YOU CREATE A BEAUTIFU… https://t.co/El6bO39Wv7

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have u ever seen the ocean without an instagram filter it is fucking hideous

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When you're in a three way group chat and the other two people start having a conversation

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When the inventor of the USB stick dies they'll gently lower the coffin, then pull it back up, turn it the other way, then lower it again.

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