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43 Tweets That Will Give British People A Fleeting Moment Of Joy

So far 2016 has been utter bollocks. These people being funny on the internet should cheer you up momentarily.

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#WorldBookDay Forgot they had to be in costume, so they're going to school as pages 89 & 165 of the Argos catalogue

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Big fan of this picture where it looks like everyone is congratulating Boris on being potty-trained:

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Manic Street Preachers tried to warn us, but we didn't listen...

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I guess this means we can no longer use that phrase

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When yer absolute mwi tryin tae tell the taxi driver where ye live

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No Scottish shortbread for you little man!

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DONALD TRUMPTON Skew, Spew, Barmy Hairdo, Cut-throat, Bigot, and Smug.

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When you're pretty sure the person sitting next to you is miles posher #universitychallenge

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To anyone attending the Bohemian Rhapsody rehearsal this afternoon, we're up in the treehouse...

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I could have sworn I had some Supernoodles in here.

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I believe Slash and Axl actually came to blows over this first draft.

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Imagine the trouble she has trying to introduce herself in France.

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The 7 yo's got a flair for the dramatic.

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I want a sitcom about these neighbours

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Headline writers, pack up, go home, we have a winner. https://t.co/tcYv3gXODu

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I see you Madeley, with Shrek and that lass, Shrek and that lass, Shrek and that lass, I see you Madeley…

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Desperately trying to trick myself into doing some work

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Couldn't find a pound coin for the trolley so I used a Milky Bar Button instead. I'm a genius

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If only nature would find a way to cover these oranges so we didn't need to waste so much plastic on them.

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why won't my nerd kids take ecstasy with me. I hate them

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Peak Waitrose: tasting notes for Special Brew

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I love it on First Dates when they get in the taxi and say "Leicester Square please" yeh have a good time at M&M world guys

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The men of Top Gear currently look like Noel Edmonds, split into three parts.

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his palms are sweaty knees weak arms are heavy there's

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Needless to say, I don't think it's good news.

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Rise and shine dickheads. I wanna be at Halfords in an hour.

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"Alright, Dave, you can write one of your acrostics for the seasonal display." "I won't let you down, guys."

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When you run out of humans to slut shame so you start going after the rest of the animal kingdom

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The government's #brexit leaflet has the same design as Cards Against Humanity.

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Guys, I just faceswapped the Queen and Prince George. #SCREAMING

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When your pirate friend wants to join in...

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George Osborne is a genuine toddler who has just been on gas at the dentist.

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When you've got a ton of work to do by Derek, and it's already quarter to Linda:

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Remember when Dennis Waterman ruled England from 1553-1558?

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When you're in the back of the cab and the driver starts talking about immigrants

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When you're at Aintree with your girlfriend and know your wife watches BBC Breakfast

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Ave just been informed if ye say "Space Ghetto" in an American accent it sounds like "Spice Girl" in a Scottish accent and a canny stop

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William: "Let's do the scene where Luke finds out who his real dad is" Harry: "Can we not?" W: "Oh. Yeah. Sorry."

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Thanks for the flowers substitution @sainsburys !

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Don't have a name for your Indie/EDM band? A trip to #Tiger is a good start

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