Buzz·Posted on 30 Nov 201542 Genius Tweets That Made British People Piss Themselves In 2015There hasn't been a lot to laugh at in 2015, but thankfully Britain always seems to find a way.by Robin EddsBuzzFeed Staff, UK LinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Andrew Blakeley @ABlakeley Amazing! Photographer captures rare moment of a Londoner being born. 03:30 PM - 04 Mar 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. Mike Allison @mikeallison67 Fell asleep in the taxi and none woke me up. Now I'm back at the taxi man's house in Stretford watching take me out 05:07 AM - 01 Feb 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. Philip Townley @empressburger I am 87% sure my local paper doesn't know how pie charts work. 06:27 PM - 23 Aug 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. Killie Me Softly @mickmcavoy This is the greatest optical illusion in the history of human eyes #cupofpenis #chucklevision 11:06 PM - 18 Nov 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. Miss Texas 1967 @MsTexas1967 Huge cockup at the Aretha Franklin tribute show tonight Disappointing, as she spelt it out to them more than once 11:12 PM - 26 Oct 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. IncrediblyRich @IncrediblyRich *spoons in heap after heap while staring the smug hipster barista directly in the eye* 11:15 AM - 06 Nov 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. Annie Marron @voteforannie When your humous says something funny and you just think 11:20 AM - 18 Oct 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. Michael Spicer @MrMichaelSpicer Oh no. Madonna's at the front door of my nan's house again. 11:12 AM - 10 Aug 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. Jay @jtahh Truly amazing photos of London through the fog! 12:42 PM - 02 Nov 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. Mark John Cox @MrMJCox Honestly why do I bother attempting this shit 03:20 PM - 01 Oct 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. an pigeon @imskytrash this is how pigeons are born 04:06 AM - 18 Nov 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. Gray @gray "David, who shall we invite to the wedding?" "Bono. Ono. Eno." "I love you, you unstoppable conceptual bastard." 02:18 PM - 14 Oct 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. James Doleman @jamesdoleman A message of hope from a local ticket machine. 12:22 AM - 29 Oct 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. Boothby Graffoe @boobygraffoe Theresa May too large to fit in studio so she has to stand outside & be interviewed through the window. 07:30 AM - 06 Oct 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. LB @LucybelleH Mum, that's not a picture of Jesus 01:50 PM - 17 Jul 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. Houghtonopolos @Luke_Houghton only true 90s kids will remember this 09:44 PM - 07 May 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. Tom Carter @Pointless_Alias I couldn't believe what I saw on @C4Countdown today, it was just bang out of order. 03:52 PM - 06 Oct 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. T'Other Simon @TOther_Simon What a way to make a living. 08:44 PM - 17 Feb 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. David Williams @dwilliamsHSJ Worst Kraftwerk gig EVER 12:14 PM - 05 Jan 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. Richard Mason @MasonEcho The graphics on Fifa 16 are something else 11:54 AM - 29 Aug 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. Ricardo Autobahn @ricardoautobahn Worst French actor's name ever 09:46 AM - 02 Jan 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 22. Scott Johnston @ScottJohnston8 @Tinthepark hi im somewhere in green 7 someone has packed me into a tent bag for a joke and I can't get out I don't have much battery left 09:09 AM - 13 Jul 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 23. Jamie Ross @JamieRoss7 What the hell is going on here? This looks like a character selection screen in a shite version of Mortal Combat. 07:58 AM - 07 Oct 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 24. Dylan H Morris. @dylanhm Unconfirmed reports of the Prime Minister having a “secret tiny left arm” are coming in. Huge if true. 11:14 AM - 28 Oct 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 25. Laurence Rickard @Lazbotron - Wanna go the opera? - Nah - It contains nudity & an eagle - What's the wingspan of the eagle? - 7 foot - ...I'm in 09:30 AM - 05 Feb 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 26. keverrst @keverrst DYSTOPIA: Sam Smith sings at the Spice Girls' funeral. 10:35 PM - 30 Sep 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 27. Tom @LegalCheek_Tom When you have the labour conference at 1, but you have to defend WWE World Heavyweight Championship at 3. 02:40 PM - 29 Sep 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 28. Benjamin Lee @benfraserlee Incredible way of making my two star review seem like I didn't hate the film 09:53 PM - 08 Sep 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 29. BBC Taster @BBCTaster BREAKING NEWS: If you face-swap @realDonaldTrump with @MayorofLondon you get Owen Wilson. 11:05 AM - 24 Nov 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 30. GoaT FacE ThrillA @EndhooS Clegg: On the mouth? Fish Monger: If you want my vote, then yeah. Clegg: Tongues? Fish monger: Of course with tongues 09:56 AM - 27 Apr 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 31. Anandamide @anandamide GETTING PEOPLE TO DO THIS IS LITERALLY THE WHOLE POINT OF THE CHARGE YOU LOBOTOMISED SHITLARKS 08:31 AM - 05 Oct 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 32. Andy @ItsAndyRyan Convince neighbours you're shrinking by walking past their window with progressively larger jars of hellmann's mayonnaise. 08:10 AM - 12 Sep 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 33. Gilles @gillesoffthenet When you're in the chippy deciding what to have. 06:14 PM - 19 Oct 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 34. Jed @sabotthecat Corbyn about to pop a House of Cards monologue right through the fourth wall 03:55 PM - 01 Sep 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 35. Dec @DecLloyd "The main was undercooked, the entertainment was awful, and that's why I'm going to give Ian a 4." 09:01 PM - 19 Feb 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 36. Chris @Chris72600702 Said nobody in the east end of Glasgow ever. 01:43 PM - 04 Jun 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 37. Bob @DamnYou15s We join Jo Coburn in Thanet where she is in for a nine darter #election #GE2015 10:24 PM - 07 May 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 38. Michael Deacon @MichaelPDeacon How old is a man who is 28 years old? Let's find out. Via @gethill 12:29 PM - 13 Jun 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 39. Stu Royall @stu_bot3000 Client: What if no one gets it? Agency: We'll explain the gag in subhead C: Won't that ruin it? A: We'll use brackets 09:16 AM - 15 Jul 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 40. 41. Kieran TöBinLaden @KieraanTobin My girlfriend told me to stop singing Wonderwall, I said maybe 07:40 PM - 22 Jul 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 42. Upyoursginaford @upyoursginaford Rush Hour Crush. Best sign-off ever. 08:29 AM - 07 Jan 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite