42 Genius Tweets That Made British People Piss Themselves In 2015

There hasn't been a lot to laugh at in 2015, but thankfully Britain always seems to find a way.

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Amazing! Photographer captures rare moment of a Londoner being born.

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Fell asleep in the taxi and none woke me up. Now I'm back at the taxi man's house in Stretford watching take me out

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I am 87% sure my local paper doesn't know how pie charts work.

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This is the greatest optical illusion in the history of human eyes #cupofpenis #chucklevision

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Huge cockup at the Aretha Franklin tribute show tonight Disappointing, as she spelt it out to them more than once

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*spoons in heap after heap while staring the smug hipster barista directly in the eye*

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When your humous says something funny and you just think

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Oh no. Madonna's at the front door of my nan's house again.

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Truly amazing photos of London through the fog!

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Honestly why do I bother attempting this shit

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"David, who shall we invite to the wedding?" "Bono. Ono. Eno." "I love you, you unstoppable conceptual bastard."

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A message of hope from a local ticket machine.

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Theresa May too large to fit in studio so she has to stand outside & be interviewed through the window.

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Mum, that's not a picture of Jesus

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I couldn't believe what I saw on @C4Countdown today, it was just bang out of order.

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The graphics on Fifa 16 are something else

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@Tinthepark hi im somewhere in green 7 someone has packed me into a tent bag for a joke and I can't get out I don't have much battery left

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What the hell is going on here? This looks like a character selection screen in a shite version of Mortal Combat.

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Unconfirmed reports of the Prime Minister having a “secret tiny left arm” are coming in. Huge if true.

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- Wanna go the opera? - Nah - It contains nudity & an eagle - What's the wingspan of the eagle? - 7 foot - ...I'm in

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DYSTOPIA: Sam Smith sings at the Spice Girls' funeral.

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When you have the labour conference at 1, but you have to defend WWE World Heavyweight Championship at 3.

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Incredible way of making my two star review seem like I didn't hate the film

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BREAKING NEWS: If you face-swap @realDonaldTrump with @MayorofLondon you get Owen Wilson.

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Clegg: On the mouth? Fish Monger: If you want my vote, then yeah. Clegg: Tongues? Fish monger: Of course with tongues

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GETTING PEOPLE TO DO THIS IS LITERALLY THE WHOLE POINT OF THE CHARGE YOU LOBOTOMISED SHITLARKS

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Convince neighbours you're shrinking by walking past their window with progressively larger jars of hellmann's mayonnaise.

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When you're in the chippy deciding what to have.

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Corbyn about to pop a House of Cards monologue right through the fourth wall

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"The main was undercooked, the entertainment was awful, and that's why I'm going to give Ian a 4."

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Said nobody in the east end of Glasgow ever.

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We join Jo Coburn in Thanet where she is in for a nine darter #election #GE2015

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How old is a man who is 28 years old? Let's find out. Via @gethill

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Client: What if no one gets it? Agency: We'll explain the gag in subhead C: Won't that ruin it? A: We'll use brackets

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My girlfriend told me to stop singing Wonderwall, I said maybe

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