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A FITNESS APP JUST GAVE UP ON ME OMG HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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This is a metaphor for my attempts to cut back on Twitter by logging out and deleting the apps
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I'm dropping out of college
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adulthood is emailing "sorry for the delayed response!" back and forth until one of you dies
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"Don't be happy, worry," is my personal motto honestly
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Person: Would you like to eat 6 string cheeses in a row? Me: Naw. Person: We deep fried em and there will be tomato sauce. Me: Oh, ok, yes.
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me, an intellectual
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you vs the guy she tells you not to worry about
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Are people actually afraid to double text???? I will send 16 messages in a row and feel no shame whatsoever idk
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When You Type "Google" Into Google Chrome Search Bar
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me in 5th grade: if i can go on the computer today thatd be neat me now: if im not scrolling twitter while i brush my teeth im going to die
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i tweeted i wanted chocolate covered strawberries 6 hours ago and look what showed up at my door 😭
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Sometimes you just gotta be there for yourself..
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Actual photo of me connecting specific childhood memories as the source of personal toxic behaviors/mindsets as an… https://t.co/W2mdSAxZ4P
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KID: *falls out of tree* I'm fine ADULT: *sleeps on neck a little strangely* I have to turn my whole body to look at you for the next week
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Finally, after months of working hard and saving up, I am able to afford this t-shirt from the University of Maryland
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me thinking about how I've never seen a baby pigeon
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"so tell me a little bit about yourself"
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over 7 billion people in this world and you think I'm gonna chase someone who doesn't even want me? hahaha that's exactly what I'm gonna do
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me opening up to someone.
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When you get tagged in a shocker of a photo and your pal has your back
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When you skip school for a mental health day but you're already failing all your classes because of your mental hea… https://t.co/NEC2t369OM
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im VERY laid back. i only care about 2 things: every person on earth & their opinion of me the crushing psychological weight of being alive