32 Tweets About Mums Guaranteed To Make British People Laugh Every Time

Mums > moms.

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"and sometimes u get arrested x" nb mum

— joy deslyn (@_jggg)
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Oh my. My mum must have had the ads muted when she took this.

— Steph F (@Stephanenny)
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funny how boys seem to think girls are really snakey and talk to 157373 people when in reality most of our phones l… https://t.co/K6P3e8OqK0

— sophie (@sophxthompson)
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My parents have brought over wine in a plastic box because Mum is "increasingly wary of glass".

— Sarah Dempster (@Dempster2000)
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My mum could tell me the most irrelevant shite ever and still end the news with "don't be putting that on Facebook or anything"

— Lorna Forbes (@lornaforbes)
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When u ask ur mum a simple question and she starts yelling

— bethany bolton (@bethanyboltonn)
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Alright mum, bit forward

— jess (@jessicasizeland)
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When your mum tells you to hing the washing oot and you chuck the closest pair eh shoes oan

— Cb (@CourtneyBankss_)
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She knows X

— alexslater (@Slateralex_)
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Been at uni two minutes and mums already cock blocked me

— Mac (@McMillanCharlie)
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3yo (in bathroom): Mummy, can I put this sticker on Daddy's card? Me (in bed): Yes. 3yo: Will he love it? Me: Yes.

— Sarah Dempster (@Dempster2000)
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Asked my mum to put my phone in rice lastnight cause I dropped it in the bath. Turn it on this morning to that text😂

— Olivia Nolan (@olivianolan96)
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This is still my favourite ever family photo. My mum did the "O". We told her we were going to write "Love".

— jacko (@letseatmusic)
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Mum: 'You don't do anything to help around the house' Me:

— b.b (@Benoo_Brown)
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me: "can I have some money please?" mum: "what happened to the money I gave you last week?" me:

— angelinejolie 🇨🇲 (@africanhateyou)
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MY MUM BOUGHT ME A VIVIANE WESTEOOD SHIRT SHE THOUGHT IT WAS JUST COOL PATTERNS AND I LOOKED CLOSELY AND WELL

— katie (@druggedondolans)
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Urban Outfitters models look like they've had enough of their Mum making them try on clothes for Auntie Sue's party.

— Rhys James (@rhysjamesy)
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ma mum thinks shes amazin

— Caitlyn wright (@wright_caitlyn)
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How can my mum order deckchairs for the garden for her and my dad and this is what came 😭😭😭😭 dead

— ellie harford (@ellharfordxo)
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So you get A for alpha, T for tango? Well my mum said G for golf and received this😂

— Rebecca (@beccamcgonigle)
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How can my mum go to nandos & fill up a whole water bottle of hot sauce 😭💔

— Alphafemale (@bintambye)
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Map of all the places I banged your mum.

— David Hughes (@david8hughes)
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Mums rajing cause she put the washing out then went on holiday for 10 days came back and it was still out kate that's no in my payroll hen

— Philip MacGregor (@PhilipMacgregor)
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Incredible scenes as the Xmas food delivery arrives, my mum has managed to order a single sprout.

— keir (@Kingkeir)
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Mum, that's not a picture of Jesus

— LB (@LucybelleH)

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Robin Edds is editor-at-large at BuzzFeed UK and is based in London.
 
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