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32 Tweets About Mums Guaranteed To Make British People Laugh Every Time

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Asked my mum for £250 and this was her response 😂😅

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I'm literally having KFC why my mum arranged it like she Gordon Ramsay

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my mum makes picking me up sound so deep

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My mum took my wee sisters phone off her because she's grounded n the wee guy that's grafting her just mailed my mu… https://t.co/5g37lhBuNi

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When your mum's mate comes round and brings her kid you don't know.

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"and sometimes u get arrested x" nb mum

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Oh my. My mum must have had the ads muted when she took this.

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funny how boys seem to think girls are really snakey and talk to 157373 people when in reality most of our phones l… https://t.co/K6P3e8OqK0

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My parents have brought over wine in a plastic box because Mum is "increasingly wary of glass".

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My mum could tell me the most irrelevant shite ever and still end the news with "don't be putting that on Facebook or anything"

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When u ask ur mum a simple question and she starts yelling

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When your mum tells you to hing the washing oot and you chuck the closest pair eh shoes oan

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Been at uni two minutes and mums already cock blocked me

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3yo (in bathroom): Mummy, can I put this sticker on Daddy's card? Me (in bed): Yes. 3yo: Will he love it? Me: Yes.

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Asked my mum to put my phone in rice lastnight cause I dropped it in the bath. Turn it on this morning to that text😂

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This is still my favourite ever family photo. My mum did the "O". We told her we were going to write "Love".

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Mum: 'You don't do anything to help around the house' Me:

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me: "can I have some money please?" mum: "what happened to the money I gave you last week?" me:

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MY MUM BOUGHT ME A VIVIANE WESTEOOD SHIRT SHE THOUGHT IT WAS JUST COOL PATTERNS AND I LOOKED CLOSELY AND WELL

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Urban Outfitters models look like they've had enough of their Mum making them try on clothes for Auntie Sue's party.

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How can my mum order deckchairs for the garden for her and my dad and this is what came 😭😭😭😭 dead

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So you get A for alpha, T for tango? Well my mum said G for golf and received this😂

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How can my mum go to nandos & fill up a whole water bottle of hot sauce 😭💔

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Map of all the places I banged your mum.

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Mums rajing cause she put the washing out then went on holiday for 10 days came back and it was still out kate that's no in my payroll hen

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Incredible scenes as the Xmas food delivery arrives, my mum has managed to order a single sprout.

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Mum, that's not a picture of Jesus

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