Buzz·Posted on 13 Feb 201732 Tweets About Mums Guaranteed To Make British People Laugh Every TimeMums > moms.by Robin EddsBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. FekzBoogie @Fekz15 Asked my mum for £250 and this was her response 😂😅 07:39 PM - 09 Sep 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. sophie @sophxthompson I'm literally having KFC why my mum arranged it like she Gordon Ramsay 04:22 PM - 03 Jan 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. Nida @nidaxiv my mum makes picking me up sound so deep 08:09 PM - 12 Jan 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. Nicole Mulholland @NicMulholland My mum took my wee sisters phone off her because she's grounded n the wee guy that's grafting her just mailed my mu… https://t.co/5g37lhBuNi 11:25 AM - 11 Feb 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. Rhys James @rhysjamesy When your mum's mate comes round and brings her kid you don't know. 08:07 PM - 10 Nov 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. joy deslyn @_jggg "and sometimes u get arrested x" nb mum 10:45 AM - 11 Feb 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. Steph F @Stephanenny Oh my. My mum must have had the ads muted when she took this. 08:55 PM - 04 Dec 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. sophie @sophxthompson funny how boys seem to think girls are really snakey and talk to 157373 people when in reality most of our phones l… https://t.co/K6P3e8OqK0 02:08 PM - 05 Dec 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. Sarah Dempster @Dempster2000 My parents have brought over wine in a plastic box because Mum is "increasingly wary of glass". 04:37 PM - 25 Dec 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. Lorna Forbes @lornaforbes My mum could tell me the most irrelevant shite ever and still end the news with "don't be putting that on Facebook or anything" 11:23 PM - 08 Feb 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. bethany bolton @bethanyboltonn When u ask ur mum a simple question and she starts yelling 07:56 PM - 21 Nov 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. jess @jessicasizeland Alright mum, bit forward 12:45 AM - 11 Nov 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. Cb @CourtneyBankss_ When your mum tells you to hing the washing oot and you chuck the closest pair eh shoes oan 02:51 PM - 06 Sep 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. alexslater @Slateralex_ She knows X 11:03 PM - 26 Nov 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. Mac @McMillanCharlie Been at uni two minutes and mums already cock blocked me 01:16 PM - 06 Sep 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. Sarah Dempster @Dempster2000 3yo (in bathroom): Mummy, can I put this sticker on Daddy's card? Me (in bed): Yes. 3yo: Will he love it? Me: Yes. 08:22 AM - 21 Jun 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. Olivia Nolan @olivianolan96 Asked my mum to put my phone in rice lastnight cause I dropped it in the bath. Turn it on this morning to that text😂 07:42 AM - 11 Nov 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. jacko @letseatmusic This is still my favourite ever family photo. My mum did the "O". We told her we were going to write "Love". 08:00 PM - 02 Nov 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. b.b @Benoo_Brown Mum: 'You don't do anything to help around the house' Me: 07:03 PM - 03 Oct 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. angelinejolie 🇨🇲 @africanhateyou me: "can I have some money please?" mum: "what happened to the money I gave you last week?" me: 08:13 PM - 07 Apr 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. katie @druggedondolans MY MUM BOUGHT ME A VIVIANE WESTEOOD SHIRT SHE THOUGHT IT WAS JUST COOL PATTERNS AND I LOOKED CLOSELY AND WELL 04:49 PM - 16 Oct 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 22. Rhys James @rhysjamesy Urban Outfitters models look like they've had enough of their Mum making them try on clothes for Auntie Sue's party. 01:59 PM - 27 Dec 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 23. Caitlyn wright @wright_caitlyn ma mum thinks shes amazin 06:58 PM - 02 Oct 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 24. ellie harford @ellharfordxo How can my mum order deckchairs for the garden for her and my dad and this is what came 😭😭😭😭 dead 05:37 PM - 08 Jul 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 25. Rebecca @beccamcgonigle So you get A for alpha, T for tango? Well my mum said G for golf and received this😂 10:51 AM - 15 Jul 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 26. Alphafemale @bintambye How can my mum go to nandos & fill up a whole water bottle of hot sauce 😭💔 01:55 PM - 25 May 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 27. David Hughes @david8hughes Map of all the places I banged your mum. 04:25 AM - 07 Dec 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 28. 29. 30. Philip MacGregor @PhilipMacgregor Mums rajing cause she put the washing out then went on holiday for 10 days came back and it was still out kate that's no in my payroll hen 09:55 AM - 30 Jul 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 31. keir @Kingkeir Incredible scenes as the Xmas food delivery arrives, my mum has managed to order a single sprout. 07:58 PM - 22 Dec 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 32. LB @LucybelleH Mum, that's not a picture of Jesus 01:50 PM - 17 Jul 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite