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19 Tweets About Going To School In Britain That'll Make You Laugh Every Time

"Got bigger bags under my eyes than a Year 7 with cooking and PE in the same day."

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Just bumped into my old French teacher and she asked me what I'm up to now. I told her I go to the cinema and play football with my brother.


When you're friends with kids from the year above


Examiners fuck me off with how slow they collect papers, you've been stood there for 3 hours doing fuck all pal come on time to shine


Literally me attempting to pass GCSE physics


Why do the year 11s now look about 12 but when I was year 7 and I saw a year 11 they looked about 25


Got bigger bags under my eyes than a year 7 with cooking and PE in the same day.


May go barefoot to collect results so people ask where my shoes are instead of what did I get


My wee sister was doing farms at school and at the end of it made a quiz n a really can't believe one of the answers


Man said "win or lose, we're on the booze" on live tv after getting bad results 😭😭


Oh no, the train announcer just said we have to change for rugby but I haven't brought my kit.


Still don't know how I got away with a huge hip flask as my prom clutch


17 years ago today the fittest girl in my year said happy birthday to me and I said it back and I still think about it roughly 9 times a day


#WorldBookDay He has to go to school dressed as a character from Scottish literature. So he's Begbie.


Wow. How is my son going to pull off this most coveted of theatrical roles


Been absolutely shattered since about year 8


has anyone ever read something so beautiful and poetic

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