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Just bumped into my old French teacher and she asked me what I'm up to now. I told her I go to the cinema and play football with my brother.
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When you're friends with kids from the year above
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Examiners fuck me off with how slow they collect papers, you've been stood there for 3 hours doing fuck all pal come on time to shine
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Literally me attempting to pass GCSE physics
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Why do the year 11s now look about 12 but when I was year 7 and I saw a year 11 they looked about 25
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Got bigger bags under my eyes than a year 7 with cooking and PE in the same day.
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May go barefoot to collect results so people ask where my shoes are instead of what did I get
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My wee sister was doing farms at school and at the end of it made a quiz n a really can't believe one of the answers
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Man said "win or lose, we're on the booze" on live tv after getting bad results 😭😭
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Oh no, the train announcer just said we have to change for rugby but I haven't brought my kit.
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Still don't know how I got away with a huge hip flask as my prom clutch
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17 years ago today the fittest girl in my year said happy birthday to me and I said it back and I still think about it roughly 9 times a day
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#WorldBookDay He has to go to school dressed as a character from Scottish literature. So he's Begbie.
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Wow. How is my son going to pull off this most coveted of theatrical roles
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Been absolutely shattered since about year 8
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has anyone ever read something so beautiful and poetic