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29 Times Siri Was Actually A Bit Of A Dick

You cannot be Siri-ous!

1. When she clearly didn't look very hard.

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2. When she was awkward for the sake of being awkward.

3. When that wasn't the kind of help you had in mind.

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4. When she avoided the damn question.

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5. When she tried to be clever.

6. (She does that a lot.)

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7. When all you wanted was to listen to the greatest pop song of the millennium.

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8. When this wasn't what you had in mind.

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9. When she got that fucking song stuck in your head.

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10. When she'd obviously been watching too much Breaking Bad.

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11. When she clearly made up a bullshit excuse just like the rest of them.

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12. When that definitely wasn't what you meant.

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13. When you realised she doesn't think of you as a parent.

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14. When she tried her hand at being a film reviewer.

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15. When she was an enabler.

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16. When she tried to show off.

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17. When you nearly died thanks to her sass.

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18. When she was dead right :(

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19. When you were trying to be a smart arse and then Siri proved that she will always a bigger smart arse. Dick.

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20. When you wanted to smash her stupid glass face in.

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21. When she cut you to the core.

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22. When you got burned via the medium of song.

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23. When you didn't believe her.

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24. When she went all judgmental on your ass.

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25. When you were fishing for compliments but didn't catch a fucking thing.

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26. When tried the Konami code and she sounded like all the kids at school.

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27. When she did the Artificial Intelligence equivalent of turning her head away as you leant in.

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28. When a simple "Meh" would have sufficed.

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29. And when there wasn't enough tumbleweed in the world.

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