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26 Times Life Was Nothing But A Total Disappointment

Sometimes it just feels like the whole universe is against you. That's probably because it is.

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1. When you received your fortune.

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2. When it was your birthday and everything sucked.

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3. When this watermelon was mocking you.

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4. The time that you added all ice cream vendors to the list.

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5. When it was 12 December, 2012, and the photographer ruined it by a second.

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6. UGH, boots.

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7. The time when "the Man" stopped you from swimming in raw sewage.

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8. When you wanted to but you just couldn't.

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9. The time you went to the world's worst carnival.

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10. When it turned out the leprechauns were nothing but a bunch of tiny little liars.

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11. When this frozen pizza manufacturer had clearly never been within 10,000 miles of Hawaii.

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12. These fucking cows, man.

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13. When Subway tried to make a "10 3/4-inch-long" a thing.

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14. When you couldn't WAIT to open your Christmas present, and then... Oh.

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15. When SpongeBob haunted your soul for eternity.

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16. When you had literally never been so excited only for your heart to be ripped out.

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17. The time the ratio of stone to avocado was just taking the piss.

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18. When you tore your burrito and it was the worst thing that has ever happened to anyone.

19. NOPE NOPE NOPE.

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20. When your day was ruined.

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21. When the American public found out the terrible truth.

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22. When all you got was a fucking paper towel.

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23. When you realised you won't have fun again until you die.

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24. When you should have been worried that the plural and singular for shrimp are the same.

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25. When you opened your Fruit Pastilles and it was only the shit flavours and they were pretty much giving you the finger.

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26. And finally, when you pressed this button and there wasn't a cat folder in sight and your dreams died forever.

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