23 Things You'll Only Understand If You Fucking Hate Mayo

For anyone who understands that it's basically just food glue.

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Hi. My name is Robin. And I fucking hate mayonnaise. Here's why.

7. It's basically just used as a glue to stick other foods together. It's food glue.

Coleslaw is the worst side dish. Vinegar and mayo on cabbage?! Pure garbage.

8. You spend your life asking for sandwiches with NO MAYO, but that almost never ends well.

What part of no cheese and no mayo do KFC not understand? #hatemayo #hatecheese #angrytweet 😡😡😡😡

10. Though every now and again you'll find something that is both tasty AND mayo-less, and have pretty much the best day ever.

thank you @eat_news for a great #mayofree sarnie ... there aren't many around #firstworldproblems #hatemayo 😂

15. Because remember, mayo is just eggs, oil, and vinegar. It's basically egg sauce. Think about that. EGG SAUCE. Nope.