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The 100 Funniest British Tweets Of All Time

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I like this picture of the queen's corgis because it looks like this is only the beginning and there's in fact a plโ€ฆ https://t.co/KczBVOuwY8

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"I am upper class. I look down on him!" ๐Ÿ˜‚ #bbcnews #PMQs

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Fred flintstone been driving about killie

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Really enjoying this subtle art thief caught out by a nightclub photographer in Swansea

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Mum, that's not a picture of Jesus

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Amazingly detailed subtitling from ITV to ring in the new year

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Back in secondary school when you had P.E and Food Tech on the same day

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"Hello, is that Sky? Yes, I'd like to cancel my subscription but continue to have access to your services. Hello? Hโ€ฆ https://t.co/nMvQIg9My1

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Lasy year our church bathroom became an accidental minimalist nativity

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When you find out that shite painting in the loft is worth 100k

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Oi satellite dish, what music you into, pal?

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Alright stop, refrigerate and listen

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Young Ed Miliband looks like all the Inbetweeners at once.

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This is still my favourite ever family photo. My mum did the "O". We told her we were going to write "Love".

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@Tesco transfer me 10,000 club card points and you can have it back

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When u ask ur mum a simple question and she starts yelling

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If you can hear us Margaret, move a glass.

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My mum ordered a cake for my sisters bd n asked for a blond girl on top but it autocorrected to blind n we got this

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The new Toblerone makes for a nice device stand

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Oh no. Madonna's at the front door of my nan's house again.

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"David, who shall we invite to the wedding?" "Bono. Ono. Eno." "I love you, you unstoppable conceptual bastard."

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My girlfriend told me to stop singing Wonderwall, I said maybe

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hey there delilah what's it like in post brexit britain

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Hannah's printed Claire's boarding pass out on A1 am sobbing hahahaha state a that

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My cousin took her washing up to my grans for her to do & she went back to pick it up & my gran had sewed her ripped jeans up๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ I am crying

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Pigs in blankets are basically that mate in the group that never turns up to anything but when they do its the best time

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Man sought following theft of venetian blind from Dunelm Mill, Northampton https://t.co/p4o92znWyV

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My uni lecturer has a photo of him sitting on his desk on the window. i paid 9k to these trolls

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When you voted to leave the EU but you gunna die soon so it's not your problem

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Somecunt's stole aw the windaes aff that house

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eh ยฃ110 to see drake? imagine how much they'd charge if josh was there too

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Sometimes I wonder if I spoil the cat, seeing him with his iPad, in his yurt.

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when your mate asks you to pretend to be Peter Andre, I got you bro

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The seat behind looks like it's taking the seat in front hostage

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When you have the labour conference at 1, but you have to defend WWE World Heavyweight Championship at 3.

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Coming soon to Thorpe Park: the value of the pound

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Jesy fae little mix is spending Hogmanay in a junkies flat in glesga

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When yer Granda's dressed lit a creme egg

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What the fuck am I at uni with?๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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- Wanna go the opera? - Nah - It contains nudity & an eagle - What's the wingspan of the eagle? - 7 foot - ...I'm in

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What a wanker I'd lob a nugget at him

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I see you Madeley, with Shrek and that lass, Shrek and that lass, Shrek and that lass, I see you Madeleyโ€ฆ

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The actual only time me n ma dad text each other is to say who's died now

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Yes I can imagine, what with the Enlightenment, the Industrial Revolution, and the constant wars in Europe

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All the millions we've spent on research has been pointless. Dennis from Leeds has only gone and found the answer ๐Ÿ™„๐ŸŒ

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Been at uni two minutes and mums already cock blocked me

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I know I've had a heavy weekend but am I actually seeing a Llama in the river outside our office.

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FaceTiming my oven so I can see when my garlic bread is done.

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Odd nicknames but I can guess which one's which.

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When your humous says something funny and you just think

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Pleasure to meet you. The name's...

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Just got to tennis. Boyfriend has taken my racket out and put a frying pan in instead. I'm not even joking.

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I couldn't believe what I saw on @C4Countdown today, it was just bang out of order.

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what fat gimp in ma fuckin family did this

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... although it SOUNDED like he lived in Flat No. 70.

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Going to the toilet in wetherspoons like

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Amazing! Photographer captures rare moment of a Londoner being born.

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Every time I see this poster I think it's an advert for Paul Mcartney's new album

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this is what you've done. i hope you feel bad.

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Kanye looks like he's about to go Tarmac the m6

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Feel sorry for all you idiots still stuck doing "Netflix and chill".

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How can my mum go to nandos & fill up a whole water bottle of hot sauce ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ’”

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Want to feel old? This is what Ross and Rachel from Friends look like now

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I want a sitcom about these neighbours

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Canny believe Gregors away in a huff cause we were slagging him for dressing like a train seat hahahahah

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This new CBBC show recreating famous assassinations is harrowing.

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You vs the guy she tells you not to worry about

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Needless to say, I don't think it's good news.

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The home fans behind the goal in the South Stand are chanting "You're just a sh*t Tesco sandwich" at Dagenham keeper Elliot Justham.

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She looked in the mirror and said "I look FAB today"

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Still can't stop laughing at the fact someone accepted this as a fiver in work

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Women's deodorant scents: rose, cotton, spring, meadow Men's: WINTER ICE, SHARKNADO, GLACIER PUNCH, ANTIFREEZE, GUN

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RIP the dinosaurs. Can't believe it's 65 million years already. Always in my thoughts

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Theresa May too large to fit in studio so she has to stand outside & be interviewed through the window.

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What the fuck is Eye Toast?!

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When you're in the chippy deciding what to have.

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Do you want to be seen or not mate

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"There's been a goal in the Leave vs Remain game, Ed, what happened!?" "Unbelievable Jeff!"

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OOH BABY DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT'S WORTH

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We have to stop saying Brexit, because Stan thinks we are saying biscuits.

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Imagine the trouble she has trying to introduce herself in France.

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Honestly thought someone was just super excited about the drinks machine

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It's great how the Eggheads have now been given Gladiator-style names.

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"The main was undercooked, the entertainment was awful, and that's why I'm going to give Ian a 4."

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