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I like this picture of the queen's corgis because it looks like this is only the beginning and there's in fact a pl… https://t.co/KczBVOuwY8
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Worst insult ever
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"I am upper class. I look down on him!" 😂 #bbcnews #PMQs
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Fred flintstone been driving about killie
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Really enjoying this subtle art thief caught out by a nightclub photographer in Swansea
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Mum, that's not a picture of Jesus
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Amazingly detailed subtitling from ITV to ring in the new year
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Back in secondary school when you had P.E and Food Tech on the same day
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"Hello, is that Sky? Yes, I'd like to cancel my subscription but continue to have access to your services. Hello? H… https://t.co/nMvQIg9My1
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YAAAASSSSS
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Lasy year our church bathroom became an accidental minimalist nativity
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Lenny Henry is home!
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When you find out that shite painting in the loft is worth 100k
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Oi satellite dish, what music you into, pal?
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She knows X
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Alright stop, refrigerate and listen
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Young Ed Miliband looks like all the Inbetweeners at once.
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This is still my favourite ever family photo. My mum did the "O". We told her we were going to write "Love".
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@Tesco transfer me 10,000 club card points and you can have it back
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RIP Jamiroquai, U are wiv da angels now
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When u ask ur mum a simple question and she starts yelling
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If you can hear us Margaret, move a glass.
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My mum ordered a cake for my sisters bd n asked for a blond girl on top but it autocorrected to blind n we got this
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Alright mum, bit forward
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The new Toblerone makes for a nice device stand
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Finally an opinion i want to hear
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Oh no. Madonna's at the front door of my nan's house again.
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"David, who shall we invite to the wedding?" "Bono. Ono. Eno." "I love you, you unstoppable conceptual bastard."
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My girlfriend told me to stop singing Wonderwall, I said maybe
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hey there delilah what's it like in post brexit britain
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Hannah's printed Claire's boarding pass out on A1 am sobbing hahahaha state a that
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My cousin took her washing up to my grans for her to do & she went back to pick it up & my gran had sewed her ripped jeans up😭😭😭 I am crying
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Pigs in blankets are basically that mate in the group that never turns up to anything but when they do its the best time
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Man sought following theft of venetian blind from Dunelm Mill, Northampton https://t.co/p4o92znWyV
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My uni lecturer has a photo of him sitting on his desk on the window. i paid 9k to these trolls
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When you voted to leave the EU but you gunna die soon so it's not your problem
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Somecunt's stole aw the windaes aff that house
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eh £110 to see drake? imagine how much they'd charge if josh was there too
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Sometimes I wonder if I spoil the cat, seeing him with his iPad, in his yurt.
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when your mate asks you to pretend to be Peter Andre, I got you bro
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It's not a baby then is it
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The seat behind looks like it's taking the seat in front hostage
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When you have the labour conference at 1, but you have to defend WWE World Heavyweight Championship at 3.
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Coming soon to Thorpe Park: the value of the pound
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Jesy fae little mix is spending Hogmanay in a junkies flat in glesga
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When yer Granda's dressed lit a creme egg
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Worst. Perfume. Name. Ever.
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What the fuck am I at uni with?😂😂
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- Wanna go the opera? - Nah - It contains nudity & an eagle - What's the wingspan of the eagle? - 7 foot - ...I'm in
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I bloody LOVE The Libertines.
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What a wanker I'd lob a nugget at him
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I see you Madeley, with Shrek and that lass, Shrek and that lass, Shrek and that lass, I see you Madeley…
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The actual only time me n ma dad text each other is to say who's died now
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Yes I can imagine, what with the Enlightenment, the Industrial Revolution, and the constant wars in Europe
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All the millions we've spent on research has been pointless. Dennis from Leeds has only gone and found the answer 🙄🌍
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Been at uni two minutes and mums already cock blocked me
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I know I've had a heavy weekend but am I actually seeing a Llama in the river outside our office.
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FaceTiming my oven so I can see when my garlic bread is done.
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Odd nicknames but I can guess which one's which.
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When your humous says something funny and you just think
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Pleasure to meet you. The name's...
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Just got to tennis. Boyfriend has taken my racket out and put a frying pan in instead. I'm not even joking.
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I couldn't believe what I saw on @C4Countdown today, it was just bang out of order.
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what fat gimp in ma fuckin family did this
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... although it SOUNDED like he lived in Flat No. 70.
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How do I tell them?? #Brexit
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Going to the toilet in wetherspoons like
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Amazing! Photographer captures rare moment of a Londoner being born.
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Every time I see this poster I think it's an advert for Paul Mcartney's new album
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this is what you've done. i hope you feel bad.
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Kanye looks like he's about to go Tarmac the m6
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Feel sorry for all you idiots still stuck doing "Netflix and chill".
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How can my mum go to nandos & fill up a whole water bottle of hot sauce 😭💔
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When your crush likes your selfie
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Want to feel old? This is what Ross and Rachel from Friends look like now
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I want a sitcom about these neighbours
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Canny believe Gregors away in a huff cause we were slagging him for dressing like a train seat hahahahah
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"He's dead Susan."
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This new CBBC show recreating famous assassinations is harrowing.
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You vs the guy she tells you not to worry about
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Needless to say, I don't think it's good news.
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The home fans behind the goal in the South Stand are chanting "You're just a sh*t Tesco sandwich" at Dagenham keeper Elliot Justham.
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She looked in the mirror and said "I look FAB today"
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Still can't stop laughing at the fact someone accepted this as a fiver in work
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Women's deodorant scents: rose, cotton, spring, meadow Men's: WINTER ICE, SHARKNADO, GLACIER PUNCH, ANTIFREEZE, GUN
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RIP the dinosaurs. Can't believe it's 65 million years already. Always in my thoughts
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"Bro you on EE?"
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Theresa May too large to fit in studio so she has to stand outside & be interviewed through the window.
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Homesick lorry :(
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What the fuck is Eye Toast?!
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When you're in the chippy deciding what to have.
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Do you want to be seen or not mate
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"There's been a goal in the Leave vs Remain game, Ed, what happened!?" "Unbelievable Jeff!"
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OOH BABY DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT'S WORTH
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We have to stop saying Brexit, because Stan thinks we are saying biscuits.
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Imagine the trouble she has trying to introduce herself in France.
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Honestly thought someone was just super excited about the drinks machine
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wow huge congrats to toilet
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It's great how the Eggheads have now been given Gladiator-style names.
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"The main was undercooked, the entertainment was awful, and that's why I'm going to give Ian a 4."