34 Things Everyone Who Went To A British Secondary School Will Remember

"Can I play?" "Sorry, it's not my game."

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#SecondarySchoolMemories the teachers telling you the story of the boy who swung back too far on his chair & cracked his head open and died.

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#SecondarySchoolMemories the teachers telling you the story of the boy who swung back too far on his chair & cracked his head open and died.

9:53 PM - 14 May 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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on every school trip you were reminded that you were 'representing the school'

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on every school trip you were reminded that you were 'representing the school'

5:49 PM - 12 Mar 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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Covering your hands in PVA glue, waiting for it to dry and peeling it off because you were a reckless rule breaker who couldn't be tamed

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Covering your hands in PVA glue, waiting for it to dry and peeling it off because you were a reckless rule breaker who couldn't be tamed

3:09 PM - 18 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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#SecondarySchoolMemories when the ball gets kicked in your face and you have to firm it and pretend you don't want to cry

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#SecondarySchoolMemories when the ball gets kicked in your face and you have to firm it and pretend you don't want to cry

8:13 PM - 03 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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#SecondarySchoolMemories Getting your shirt signed on the last day of school

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#SecondarySchoolMemories

Getting your shirt signed on the last day of school

2:33 PM - 30 May 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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Leaving a boring lesson with a sleeve tattoo written in pen

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Leaving a boring lesson with a sleeve tattoo written in pen

9:54 PM - 17 May 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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Collecting the sports equipment vouchers from Sainsbury's and NEVER seeing any new sports equipment in school

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Collecting the sports equipment vouchers from Sainsbury's and NEVER seeing any new sports equipment in school

7:54 PM - 28 Apr 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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#SchoolMemories There was always them two teacher everyone was convinced were sleeping together.

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There was always them two teacher everyone was convinced were sleeping together.

7:11 PM - 24 Apr 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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#SchoolMemories 'can I play please?' Me - 'sorry not my game'

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#SchoolMemories 'can I play please?' Me - 'sorry not my game'

5:41 PM - 22 Apr 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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#SecondarySchoolMemories When someone shouted "Fight" in the playground

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#SecondarySchoolMemories When someone shouted "Fight" in the playground

4:26 PM - 19 Apr 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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Nothing says regret like the email address you made in secondary school

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Nothing says regret like the email address you made in secondary school

7:36 PM - 16 Apr 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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#SecondarySchoolMemories when you walk past your friends classroom...

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#SecondarySchoolMemories when you walk past your friends classroom...

10:34 PM - 25 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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Untucking your shirt because you were too sassy and lived the thug life

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Untucking your shirt because you were too sassy and lived the thug life

9:55 PM - 09 Apr 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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When you were in year 7 and you knew a year 11

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When the year 7's ball came into your game so you drop kicked it as far as you possibly could in the opposite direction

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When the year 7's ball came into your game so you drop kicked it as far as you possibly could in the opposite direction

7:27 PM - 31 Mar 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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#SecondarySchoolMemories if you didnt have this bag in year 7 you was irrelevant

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#SecondarySchoolMemories if you didnt have this bag in year 7 you was irrelevant

4:22 PM - 07 Apr 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

20.

Attaching crocodile clips to everyone in Science lessons.

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Attaching crocodile clips to everyone in Science lessons.

6:11 PM - 18 Mar 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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Going into Year 7 wearing your huge tent of a blazer because clearly your mum wanted it to last all five years.

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Going into Year 7 wearing your huge tent of a blazer because clearly your mum wanted it to last all five years.

9:45 PM - 13 Mar 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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When the teacher used your work as an example

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Contemplating faking your own death and the day of the Bleep Test.

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Contemplating faking your own death and the day of the Bleep Test.

3:41 PM - 12 Mar 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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Losing your jumper at playtime and smelling ones that were found to see which one smelled like you

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Losing your jumper at playtime and smelling ones that were found to see which one smelled like you

12:37 PM - 12 Mar 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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Please write your name, you year group and the subject on the front" #SchoolMemories

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Please write your name, you year group and the subject on the front" #SchoolMemories

4:24 PM - 19 Mar 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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#SecondarySchoolMemories constantly pressing the DJ button on the keyboards in music to piss the teacher off.

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#SecondarySchoolMemories constantly pressing the DJ button on the keyboards in music to piss the teacher off.

1:24 PM - 07 Mar 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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To teachers, having your top button undone meant that you were going to fail your GCSEs, murder someone and end up in prison.

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To teachers, having your top button undone meant that you were going to fail your GCSEs, murder someone and end up in prison.

8:36 PM - 05 Mar 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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#SecondarySchoolMemories trying to smuggle your food out of the dinner hall

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#SecondarySchoolMemories trying to smuggle your food out of the dinner hall

6:39 PM - 23 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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Getting so pissed of with someone at school, storming home and moving them down 1 place in your top 16 on bebo. #BeboMemories

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Getting so pissed of with someone at school, storming home and moving them down 1 place in your top 16 on bebo.
#BeboMemories

8:54 PM - 22 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

33.

Getting a new song on your phone and having to bluetooth it to the whole year.

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Getting a new song on your phone and having to bluetooth it to the whole year.

7:56 PM - 22 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

34.

Thank god for French GCSE, now when I met a French person I can tell them: My Name and that I have 2 Brothers and like football. Fantastic!

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Thank god for French GCSE, now when I met a French person I can tell them: My Name and that I have 2 Brothers and like football.
Fantastic!

9:27 PM - 14 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite