Buzz·Posted on 15 Nov 201321 Excellent Reasons To Follow Waterstones Oxford Street On Twitter@WstonesOxfordSt show everyone else how to do social media, while teaching you everything you need to know about books.by Robin EddsBuzzFeed Staff, UK LinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. They teach you things you probably didn't know. WaterstonesOxfordSt @WstonesOxfordSt BOOK FACT: Books were first invented twelve days ago. 01:41 PM - 12 Nov 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite WaterstonesOxfordSt@WstonesOxfordStBOOK FACT: Books were first invented twelve days ago./ Via 2. Like, this seems crazy, but they're a book shop. They should know, right? WaterstonesOxfordSt @WstonesOxfordSt BOOK FACT: There are only 150 books in the entire world. One for each of the original Pokemon. 12:03 PM - 25 Oct 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite WaterstonesOxfordSt@WstonesOxfordStBOOK FACT: There are only 150 books in the entire world. One for each of the original Pokemon./ Via 3. When Waterstones dropped its apostrophe two years ago, they did it with care. WaterstonesOxfordSt @WstonesOxfordSt I found the apostrophe where I'd seen it earlier. Shivering from the cold, crying from hunger, I gave it my coat and took it in. 06:09 PM - 12 Jan 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite WaterstonesOxfordSt@WstonesOxfordStI found the apostrophe where I'd seen it earlier. Shivering from the cold, crying from hunger, I gave it my coat and took it in./ Via WaterstonesOxfordSt @WstonesOxfordSt 'It's not your fault, apostrophe,' I said, 'but the business has changed. It's a digital age, you're just a victim of rebranding.' 06:13 PM - 12 Jan 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite WaterstonesOxfordSt@WstonesOxfordSt'It's not your fault, apostrophe,' I said, 'but the business has changed. It's a digital age, you're just a victim of rebranding.'/ Via WaterstonesOxfordSt @WstonesOxfordSt 'LIke Marathon?' it said. 'Or Opal Fruits?' 'Exactly,' I said. The apostrophe smiled, glad not to feel so alone anymore. 06:21 PM - 12 Jan 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite WaterstonesOxfordSt@WstonesOxfordSt'LIke Marathon?' it said. 'Or Opal Fruits?' 'Exactly,' I said. The apostrophe smiled, glad not to feel so alone anymore./ Via 4. They spent a LOT of money on this totally original Christmas advert. John Lewis? Never heard of him. View this video on YouTube 5. They talk about books as if they're their children. 6. They're charitable. 7. They laugh in the face of the 140 character limit. WaterstonesOxfordSt @WstonesOxfordSt Did I ever tell you about the day I finished reading every book in the world? 09:04 PM - 06 Nov 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite WaterstonesOxfordSt@WstonesOxfordStDid I ever tell you about the day I finished reading every book in the world?/ Via WaterstonesOxfordSt @WstonesOxfordSt It was back in March. I remember turning the final page and looking out the window. The sky was the colour of a boring Sunday. 09:05 PM - 06 Nov 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite WaterstonesOxfordSt@WstonesOxfordStIt was back in March. I remember turning the final page and looking out the window. The sky was the colour of a boring Sunday./ Via WaterstonesOxfordSt @WstonesOxfordSt 'Now what?’ I asked my flatmate, thousands of books piled around me. ‘What is there left to do now that I’ve read every book in the world?' 09:08 PM - 06 Nov 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite WaterstonesOxfordSt@WstonesOxfordSt'Now what?’ I asked my flatmate, thousands of books piled around me. ‘What is there left to do now that I’ve read every book in the world?'/ Via WaterstonesOxfordSt @WstonesOxfordSt ‘Go outside, fall in love,’ my flatmate replied. ‘Become friends with the animals, the birds, with TV’s Philip Schofield.’ 09:10 PM - 06 Nov 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite WaterstonesOxfordSt@WstonesOxfordSt‘Go outside, fall in love,’ my flatmate replied. ‘Become friends with the animals, the birds, with TV’s Philip Schofield.’/ Via WaterstonesOxfordSt @WstonesOxfordSt So I left the flat. I fell in love. I became friends with the animals and the birds. I approached Schofield in a café near Finsbury Park. 09:13 PM - 06 Nov 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite WaterstonesOxfordSt@WstonesOxfordStSo I left the flat. I fell in love. I became friends with the animals and the birds. I approached Schofield in a café near Finsbury Park./ Via WaterstonesOxfordSt @WstonesOxfordSt Philip,’ I said. ‘I have read every book in the world. I am in love. I am friends with the animals and the birds. Can we too be friends?’ 09:15 PM - 06 Nov 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite WaterstonesOxfordSt@WstonesOxfordStPhilip,’ I said. ‘I have read every book in the world. I am in love. I am friends with the animals and the birds. Can we too be friends?’/ Via WaterstonesOxfordSt @WstonesOxfordSt But it wasn’t Philip Schofield. It wasn’t even Toby Anstis. Or Chris Jarvis. It was a strange man who simply said ‘no’ and walked away. 09:17 PM - 06 Nov 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite WaterstonesOxfordSt@WstonesOxfordStBut it wasn’t Philip Schofield. It wasn’t even Toby Anstis. Or Chris Jarvis. It was a strange man who simply said ‘no’ and walked away./ Via WaterstonesOxfordSt @WstonesOxfordSt I went home. By the time I got back some new books had been published. I started reading. My friendship with Phillip would have to wait. 09:19 PM - 06 Nov 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite WaterstonesOxfordSt@WstonesOxfordStI went home. By the time I got back some new books had been published. I started reading. My friendship with Phillip would have to wait./ Via 8. And resort to all caps only in the most extreme circumstances. WaterstonesOxfordSt @WstonesOxfordSt THE BOOKS ARE ATTACKING US IT'S ALL A TRICK THEY'VE BEEN WAITING UNTIL THEY'RE IN OUR HOMES HELP US SOMEBODY HEL 02:12 PM - 04 Nov 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite WaterstonesOxfordSt@WstonesOxfordStTHE BOOKS ARE ATTACKING US IT'S ALL A TRICK THEY'VE BEEN WAITING UNTIL THEY'RE IN OUR HOMES HELP US SOMEBODY HEL/ Via Or not, as the case may be. WaterstonesOxfordSt @WstonesOxfordSt No, sorry. False alarm. Sorry. 02:13 PM - 04 Nov 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite WaterstonesOxfordSt@WstonesOxfordStNo, sorry. False alarm. Sorry./ Via 9. For them, it's all about books. WaterstonesOxfordSt @WstonesOxfordSt The correct way to watch a film adaptation of a book: 1) Read the book. 2) Don't bother with the film adaptation. The book's better. 02:52 PM - 01 Nov 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite WaterstonesOxfordSt@WstonesOxfordStThe correct way to watch a film adaptation of a book:1) Read the book.2) Don't bother with the film adaptation. The book's better./ Via 10. Which makes sense, I guess. WaterstonesOxfordSt @WstonesOxfordSt HALLOWEEN PRESENT IDEA: Books. 12:48 PM - 31 Oct 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite WaterstonesOxfordSt@WstonesOxfordStHALLOWEEN PRESENT IDEA: Books./ Via WaterstonesOxfordSt @WstonesOxfordSt 'But we want sweets!' the children shout. 'BOOKS ARE SWEETS OF THE MIND,' you'll shout back. They'll cry now but appreciate it when older. 12:50 PM - 31 Oct 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite WaterstonesOxfordSt@WstonesOxfordSt'But we want sweets!' the children shout. 'BOOKS ARE SWEETS OF THE MIND,' you'll shout back. They'll cry now but appreciate it when older./ Via 11. They're not afraid to use new technology to get their message across. 12. They're helpful. 13. Not to mention funny. WaterstonesOxfordSt @WstonesOxfordSt Q: What do you call a man with a book on his head? A: BOOK HEAD. WEARER AND DEFENDER OF BOOKS. #bookjokes 01:12 PM - 22 Oct 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite WaterstonesOxfordSt@WstonesOxfordStQ: What do you call a man with a book on his head?A: BOOK HEAD. WEARER AND DEFENDER OF BOOKS.#bookjokes/ Via 14. And are always looking out for their books. 15. They help you to spot things you've never noticed before. WaterstonesOxfordSt @WstonesOxfordSt Film mistake: In Back to the Future, Marty's hair changes length when entering the 1955 diner but, in actual fact, time travel is impossible 11:43 AM - 18 Oct 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite WaterstonesOxfordSt@WstonesOxfordStFilm mistake: In Back to the Future, Marty's hair changes length when entering the 1955 diner but, in actual fact, time travel is impossible/ Via 16. Feeling ill? Big queue at the doctors? Just head to the book shop. WaterstonesOxfordSt @WstonesOxfordSt Did you know you can use books to cure most major diseases? Oh, sorry, no, not books. Medicine. DO NOT USE BOOKS INSTEAD OF MEDICINE. 09:54 AM - 09 Oct 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite WaterstonesOxfordSt@WstonesOxfordStDid you know you can use books to cure most major diseases? Oh, sorry, no, not books. Medicine. DO NOT USE BOOKS INSTEAD OF MEDICINE./ Via 17. They're always thinking about the competition. 18. Occasionally they can break your heart. WaterstonesOxfordSt @WstonesOxfordSt BOOK FACT: Every time you fold a page, the book screams in a tone so high that human ears cannot hear it. Don't mark books, use bookmarks. 01:30 PM - 07 Oct 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite WaterstonesOxfordSt@WstonesOxfordStBOOK FACT: Every time you fold a page, the book screams in a tone so high that human ears cannot hear it. Don't mark books, use bookmarks./ Via 19. They're masters of disguise. 20. They follow the rules. WaterstonesOxfordSt @WstonesOxfordSt The first rule of Write Club is: You do not talk about Write Club. But you are encouraged to extensively blog or tweet about it. 03:03 PM - 01 Oct 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite WaterstonesOxfordSt@WstonesOxfordStThe first rule of Write Club is: You do not talk about Write Club. But you are encouraged to extensively blog or tweet about it./ Via WaterstonesOxfordSt @WstonesOxfordSt The second rule of Write Club is the same as the first because of a printing error when we were finalising their charter. 03:05 PM - 01 Oct 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite WaterstonesOxfordSt@WstonesOxfordStThe second rule of Write Club is the same as the first because of a printing error when we were finalising their charter./ Via WaterstonesOxfordSt @WstonesOxfordSt The third rule of Write Club is: No tautologies. 03:06 PM - 01 Oct 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite WaterstonesOxfordSt@WstonesOxfordStThe third rule of Write Club is: No tautologies./ Via 21. But at heart, like all of us, they're trolls.