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23 Products For The "Simpsons" Superfan In Your Life

For people who have no kids and three money.

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1. This "Nuke the Whales" poster.

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I don't know. Gotta nuke something.

Get it for £11 from Etsy.

2. This "dignity" coffee mug.

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Don't you even know dignity when you see it?!

Get it for £9.50 on Etsy.

3. This T-shirt inspired by Homer's muumuu.

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I don't want to look like a weirdo. I'll just go with a muumuu.

Get it for £20 on Etsy.

4. This pretty special Milhouse/Alex Turner valentine's card.

Get it for just £1 on Studio NL.

5. And, of course, this one.

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It says, "choo-choo-choose me". And there's a picture of a train...

Get it for £3 on Best Play Ever.

6. This Globex Corporation T-shirt.

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Homer, on your way out, if you want to kill somebody, it would help me a lot.

Get it for £22.99 on Amazon.

7. This sexy Mulder ID pin badge.

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So I says, "Blue M&M, red M&M. They all wind up the same color in the end."

Get it for £6 on Etsy.

8. This recreation of a painting you might just recognise.

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9. Or why not just get you and your family recreated in Simpsons form!

Get this done for £28.57 on Etsy.

10. This highly sought after Bort licence plate.

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We need more Bort license plates in the gift shop. I repeat, we are sold out of Bort license plates.

Get it for £6 on Beach London.

11. This phone case for the hottest new film of the summer.

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Oh, you have got to be kidding, sir. First you think of an idea that has already been done. Then you give it a title that nobody could possibly like. Didn't you think this through?

Get it for £19.45 on RedBubble.

12. And on the subject of hit movies, how about this T-shirt?

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I saw this in a movie about a bus that had to SPEED around the city, keeping its SPEED over fifty. And if its SPEED dropped, the bus would explode! I think it was called...

Get it for £20 on RedBubble.

13. This framed Lenny quote.

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14. This totally accurate Australian flag.

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15. This handy embroidered reminder.

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16. This framed dictionary definition.

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It's a perfectly cromulent word.

Get it for £58.06 on RedBubble.

17. This hand-painted picture of Skinner and Chalmers enjoying some steamed hams in front of the aurora borealis.

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It's an Albany expression.

Get it for £40 on Etsy.

18. This Springfield travel poster.

Get it for $20 on Society6.

19. This "So You've Ruined Your Life" notebook.

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Perhaps this pamphlet will prove helpful.

Get it for £5 on BestPlayEver.

20. This terrifying pin badge with moveable tree.

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21. This brilliantly punny T-shirt.

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I know one of you is responsible for this, so repeat after me: "If I withhold the truth, may I go straight to hell."

Get it for £17.52 on RedBubble.

22. This hoodie from a prestigious school.

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When I grow up, I'm going to Bovine University.

Get it for £31.57 on RedBubble.

23. And finally, this phone case that'll make you cry whenever you look at it.

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I keep them where I need the most cheering up.

Get it for $28 on Society6.